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Jun 25, 2026

Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval

If you ever drop your sunglasses into a campground vault toilet…that’s not a rescue mission, that’s a goodbye ceremony. Some guy at Camp Edison in California learned that the hard way. Dropped his shades in, decided they’re worth the effort, and somehow ended up falling all the way into the toilet. Not metaphorically. Fully committed. … Continue reading Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval

Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

Jun 18, 2025

Man Blows Up Casino Toilet

Not the first thing to go bust at a casino. More on this Jackputz and the explosive details HERE!

Mar 20, 2025

Driver Crashes Into House, Asks To Use Bathroom

Talk about making an entrance! More on the driver who puts the “break” in potty break HERE! Photo by Letícia Rodrigues

Mar 12, 2025

Air India Urges Passengers to Stop Flushing Clothing

Air India is asking travelers to only use airplane lavatories for their intended purpose after a flight to Delhi was forced to return to Chicago due to eight of its 12 toilets becoming clogged with items including clothing and plastic bags. Read more here! Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash

Feb 7, 2025

Runaway Teen Spends 2 Nights in Walmart Toilet Paper Fort

Save Money. Live Better. Hide Out. Walmart. More on the Sooner state’s hide-and-seek champion HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean

Nov 18, 2024

Thieves Steal Church Toilet

Memphis is a city flush with crime. More on this unholy heist HERE! Photo by Khoa Võ

Nov 5, 2024

Porta-Potties Drop On Highway

Talk about a crappy Monday morning commute. The story, flush with details, HERE! Photo by Patrick

Aug 9, 2024

Man Rigged Toilets to Explode

It was a real whizz bang kind of prank. Read all the explosive details HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash

Jul 24, 2024

Burglars Steal Toilet

These unknown crooks put the JOHN in John Doe. Plunge into the dark world of toilet theft HERE. Photo by Alex Simpson on Unsplash

May 9, 2024

Man Flushes Ex’s Fish Down Toilet

For a Siamese fighting fish, it didn’t put up much of a fight. More on the dark sequel to “Finding Nemo” and “Finding Dorie” HERE! Photo courtesy: Cape Coral Police Department