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Jul 23, 2026

Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime. Which already feels like the setup to a joke, but nope—real story. This guy had been hanging around a walking trail, full mime getup, just… lingering. And not in a charming, invisible box kind of way. More like, “why is that man staring at me in silence?” kind of … Continue reading Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

May 22, 2026

Woman Gives Birth In Courtroom During HER Arraignment

This is one of those “you can’t make this up” stories. A woman in Brooklyn shows up for her arraignment on drug and trespassing charges… nine months pregnant… and ends up giving birth in the courtroom. Yep. Right there. On a bench. Baby boy arrives just before midnight. Now here’s where it gets messy. Legal … Continue reading Woman Gives Birth In Courtroom During HER Arraignment

Mar 24, 2026

Not So Grand Theft

Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft

Jul 10, 2025

Tweaked Out Trolly Thief Takes Florida Tourists for Birthday Joyride

Who needs a birthday card when you can get a court date instead? More about the birthday bash that’ll be the talk of Key West for a while HERE. Photos: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office/Conch Tour Train via Facebook

Jan 20, 2025

Man Clings To Exterior of Bullet Train

When ‘you life going off the rails’ is more than just a metaphor. More on how a cigarette break turns into a high speed adventure HERE! Photo by JÉSHOOTS

Dec 4, 2024

Pastor Subdues Robber With Karate

The sermon was supposed to be about “turning the other cheek,” but the pastor moved that one to another day. More on this bout between burglar and the Bible-thumper HERE! Photo by Leslie Jones on Unsplash

Nov 20, 2024

MAN LEAVES BAG OF DRUGS ON TRAIN, REPORTS IT MISSING

His missing bag put him on the express line to jail. More on this off the rails case of irony HERE! Photo by White Field Photo on Unsplash

Oct 21, 2024

New Fire Station Burns Down

In their defense, they said they’re trained to fight fires, not prevent them! More on the case of the fire department needing more fire safety training itself HERE! Photo by Valtteri Laukkanen on Unsplash

Jun 6, 2024

Skating Bear Attacks Circus Trainer

He bear-ly made it out alive. Bear witness to the video and the whole story HERE! Pic courtesy of Bellweather productions

Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash