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Oct 13, 2026

Bird Brained Bootlegger Busted By Bulging Briefs

Feathered flock found below the belt

Sep 14, 2026

Florida Waffle House Meat Missile Attack

Florida Police Arrest Three After Restaurant Disturbance

Jul 23, 2026

Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime. Which already feels like the setup to a joke, but nope—real story. This guy had been hanging around a walking trail, full mime getup, just… lingering. And not in a charming, invisible box kind of way. More like, “why is that man staring at me in silence?” kind of … Continue reading Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges

Jun 12, 2026

Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

May 21, 2026

Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear

So… somewhere out there, there’s a truck driver who really misunderstood what “body shaping” means. A British guy just got 13-and-a-half years after trying to smuggle about $9 million worth of cocaine… inside a shipment of Kim Kardashian’s Skims underwear. Yep. Nothing says “support and lift” like 198 pounds of illegal booger sugar. Authorities say … Continue reading Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear

Oct 9, 2025

Robber Caught By Underwear

There was an APB on the BVDs. How one man’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a police jackpot HERE!

Jun 13, 2025

Man In Cape and Underwear Steals Women’s Lingerie

He left behind a trail of confusion—and a few giggles. More on a suspect with a lot of moxie, and questionable fashion sense HERE!

Sep 11, 2024

Underwear Storm Strikes World Metropolis

It was lingerie-ning! Read why the whole town got their knickers in a twist HERE! Photo by Fahad Waseem on Unsplash

Dec 29, 2023

Can a Guy Not Feed His Cats Wearing Only His Underwear in Peace?

What’s this world coming to? Read the story here. Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash

Sep 15, 2023

New Fashion: Torn Stained Underwear

Who pre-stains it? Your mother would never want you to get in a car accident in THESE! Photo by OSPAN ALI on Unsplash