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Aug 7, 2026
Back-to-School Anxiety: How to Calm the Chaos
Back-to-school jitters are one thing. But if a kid suddenly has mystery stomachaches, headaches, frequent nurse visits, or treats the school bus like it’s a getaway car, anxiety could be in the driver’s seat. First, figure out what’s behind it. Bullying, trouble with classwork, friendship drama, or simply being away from home can all crank … Continue reading Back-to-School Anxiety: How to Calm the Chaos
Jul 27, 2026
SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
So this guy in New Jersey wakes up early Tuesday morning and thinks, “You know what I should steal? Not a Kia… not a Hyundai… no, let’s aim higher.” And by higher, we’re talking a $500,000 armored SWAT vehicle. Yeah, he took a BearCat. One of those massive, nine-ton, not-even-slightly-subtle police tanks meant for, you … Continue reading SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride
Mar 19, 2026
Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
Feb 26, 2026
Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can
So, this guy in Huber Heights, Ohio, takes off running after a traffic stop. Cops lose him for a bit, but they hang around the neighborhood—because, you know, fugitives don’t usually make great getaway plans. Meanwhile, it’s trash day. A sanitation worker rolls a can up to the truck, pops the lid, and almost jumps … Continue reading Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can
Feb 11, 2026
What is Galentine’s Day and How To Celebrate
Everyone knows February 14th is for romance—but February 13th is officially for the ladies. That’s Galentine’s Day! It’s the official excuse to ditch the dudes and toast the women who keep you sane. Now, there’s no one right way to celebrate. Some go full brunch mode. (Waffles & mimosas anyone?) Others keep it chill with … Continue reading What is Galentine’s Day and How To Celebrate
Jan 23, 2026
Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel
So, apparently, you can now book a hotel room on the Moon. A startup called GRU Space is taking reservations for a lunar getaway they swear will open around 2032. You’ll just need to drop a deposit somewhere between $250K and $1 million, and that’s before the rocket ride—another cool $10 million or so. The … Continue reading Company Taking Reservations for Moon Hotel
Jan 6, 2026
Lobster Rustlers
Somewhere, there’s a getaway truck that smells delicious. More on this mystery dipped in butter and scandal HERE!
Nov 5, 2025
Man Caught Shoplifting Power Tool In Pants
Guess subtlety isn’t his strong suit. What happens when your getaway depends on waddling instead of running HERE!
Sep 19, 2025
Man Robs Disney Eatery, Scubas Away
Who needs a getaway car when you’ve got a snorkel and a frog kick? More on this dine and splash crime HERE!
Jul 29, 2025
Police Chase Ends In Car Wash
No clean getaway from his dirty deeds. How he went from hot wheels to hot water HERE!
Jul 23, 2025
Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes
He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.
May 1, 2025
Man Steals Firetruck, Takes Joyride
A ride that starts in a stolen firetruck and ends with a ride in a police car. How a firetruck ended up the getaway vehicle in an joyride gone wrong HERE!