In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked.
Cops finally nabbed him after he managed to sneak into an empty aircraft. The sheriff’s office says he was, quote, “highly intoxicated”—which may explain the whole “drive through a security gate” part. His Mustang didn’t survive the trip, by the way.
Classic Florida plot twist. Once cuffed, Bryan helpfully told officers he’d just come from an AA meeting and somehow ended up “doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot.” The FBI’s now involved, because apparently once you try to board random planes, things get federal real fast.