Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 5-5-2026
A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-8-2026
So, in Kentucky, police pulled over a guy for—get this—riding a horse drunk. Yep. Not driving. Galloping. Through a neighborhood in Bowling Green, no less. According to the report, Jorge Hernandez had just left a liquor store and was “partially slumped over” his brown vehicle—which turned out to have four legs and a tail. He’s … Continue reading Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
Drunken Airport Debacle
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 4-1-2026
In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle
