Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt.
His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his passions in life: vodka, beer, and the banjo. A real renaissance man, just… with no pants.
Turns out he wasn’t even supposed to be there. Police say he broke a window to get into the locomotive, then climbed up and went full “train surfing,” which is not a thing anyone needed to see.
The sheriff’s office said—very politely, all things considered—that yes, he’s now facing felony and misdemeanor charges… and has been separated from the train, the alcohol, and presumably the banjo.
So if your week feels a little chaotic, just remember: at least you kept your clothes on and stayed off the roof of a moving train.