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Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Sep 9, 2026

Guinness Gone After Pints Pilfered

Two Trucks of Guinness Stolen in England

Sep 8, 2026

Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints

Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail

Apr 16, 2026

Bandits Busted with Boosted Lego Loot

Cops in California just busted three guys for stealing two trucks full of Legos. Apparently Legos are hot black-market items now. Deputies spotted a couple of suspicious box trucks tearing out of Mojave and pulled them over — jackpot. Inside? About a million bucks worth of high-end bricks, swiped somewhere on the way from Fort … Continue reading Bandits Busted with Boosted Lego Loot

Apr 1, 2026

Drunken Airport Debacle

In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!

Oct 7, 2025

Burglar Beaten Breaking Into Home of MMA Fighter

They need to put the home security footage on Pay Per View. Why he picked the only address with a built‑in beatdown HERE! Photo credit: Boward County Sheriff Facebook

Jun 12, 2025

Drunken Cowboy Releases Racoon Into Pack Restaurant

Just your average Friday night in Murray, Kentucky. More on this Bluegrass party animal HERE!

Mar 3, 2025

Woman Locks Boyfriend In Storage Unit

She took “out of sight, out of mind” way too seriously. How a woman’s solution to relationship problems landed her behind bars HERE! Photo by Steve Johnson

Feb 17, 2025

Whale Swallows Kayaker, Temporarily

He’s lucky the whale was into catch-and-release. The whole story and the amazing video of this modern day Jonah HERE! Photo by Mike Doherty on Unsplash

Feb 10, 2025

Busy Beavers Beat Bureaucracy

No blueprints, no budget, no problem! Beavers just showed us how to get things done—no meetings required. The full story HERE! Photo by Francesco Ungaro on Unsplash