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Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Jul 14, 2026

Bull Bison Sends Grandpa Airborne

So there’s a viral Yellowstone video that’s equal parts “whoa” and “nope.” (Check it out in the link below.) A bull bison decided it had absolutely had it… chased down and launched a grandpa into the air like a rag doll. The guy was walking with his grandson, keeping what seemed like a respectful distance, … Continue reading Bull Bison Sends Grandpa Airborne

Jul 8, 2026

Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting

A wedding in Wisconsin decided to test the “For better or worse” portion of the vows starting with the reception dinner. A groomsman, decided utensils were optional and just started grabbing and eating meatballs with his bare hands. Bold choice. Questionable, but bold. Someone nearby suggested, “Hey… maybe use a plate?” which feels fair. That … Continue reading Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting

Jul 6, 2026

Deputy Attempts Goat Whispering in Washington

For real. A goat led Washington deputies on a chase. They offered it bribes and attempting to speak it’s language, until a brave civilian risked it all to bring down the bad-news-billy. Here’s a video. Photo by Maxime Agnelli on Unsplash

Jun 24, 2026

85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Apparently the only thing wilder than “Florida Man,” is a “Well Seasoned Florida Man.” 85-Year-Old William Bosworth got pulled over in Leesburg after deputies clocked him doing 110 in a 45. Not alone, either — there was a Corvette nearby pushing 125, so yeah… it looked a lot like street racing. But Bosworth? Oh no. … Continue reading 85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

May 7, 2026

Curbside Chaos As Car Chases Cyclist

A woman in Washington apparently decided sidewalks are just… suggestion lanes. Fifty-eight-year-old Wendy Clemente was arrested after driving her car up onto a sidewalk and chasing a kid on a bike. And not in a “hey slow down” kind of way—more like full-on horn-blaring, gas-pedal-committed chaos. The whole thing was caught on video. She’s cruising, … Continue reading Curbside Chaos As Car Chases Cyclist

May 4, 2026

Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Richmond Johnson gets arrested for trespassing around midnight… nothing wild yet. He’s out of jail by 3:30 in the morning. Fresh air, new start, maybe grab a snack—nope. A fire engine pulls up to the jail on a medical call. Johnson thinks, “you know what this night needs? A sequel.” While firefighters are inside, he … Continue reading Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Apr 17, 2026

Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

You’d think getting out of prison would make you want to… not go right back. But apparently, Isaiah Walker had other travel plans. He’s at a Love’s truck stop in Arizona, fresh out, needing a ride to Oklahoma… and spots an 18-wheeler loaded with ten brand-new Corvettes. Total value: about $1.25 million. Naturally, he decides, … Continue reading Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

Apr 2, 2026

Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

In Evansville, Indiana, Randall Baker thought stealing a Bud Light truck was a solid Friday plan. Police say he snatched the semi right out of a liquor store lot, then took off like it was the world’s saddest NASCAR tryout. Deputies gave chase — because, well, you can’t just peel out in a beer truck … Continue reading Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

Mar 27, 2026

Man Arrested For The 98th Time

So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time

Mar 24, 2026

Not So Grand Theft

Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft

Mar 18, 2026

Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE