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Oct 27, 2026
Big Rig Beer Bottle Bonanza Leads to DWI Arrest
Big rig driver arrested with 170 open beer bottles in his cab truck
Oct 20, 2026
Dude OD’s, Then Gets TWO DUI’s…All In The Same Night
Two DWI Arrests Follow Crash Into Police Cruiser
Oct 5, 2026
Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault
Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect
Jun 11, 2026
Swamp Sprint Ends in Gator Grapple
Down in Louisiana, Victor Rivas gets pulled over after allegedly driving like he’s in a stunt driver audition—already hit a concrete barrier, blew a tire, the whole deal. Troopers start a DWI check… and he decides, “You know what? I’m gonna run.” Not just run—he jumps off an elevated interstate into a swamp. For a … Continue reading Swamp Sprint Ends in Gator Grapple
Jun 10, 2026
Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles
So this feels less like a crime and more like an incredible heist movie that somehow forgot the dramatic music. Middle of the day. Philadelphia. Totally normal Friday. And somehow… 10,800 bottles of bourbon just casually walk out of a warehouse. We’re talking about 1,800 cases of Noble Oak—roughly half a million bucks—loaded up between … Continue reading Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles
May 27, 2026
Friend Fetch Fails in Felony Fashion
There’s kind of an unspoken rule when you go pick up a buddy from a DWI arrest… maybe don’t show up drunk yourself. But in New York, Antone Glionna, either missed that memo or thought it was more of a suggestion. He rolls up to the sheriff’s office to grab his friend… and instead of … Continue reading Friend Fetch Fails in Felony Fashion
Apr 14, 2026
Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
Feb 27, 2026
Man Controls Robot Vacuum Army
Sammy Azdoufal — a software engineer — came up with a genius idea to control his robot vacuum with a PlayStation controller. Cute little weekend project, right? Except… when he hooked it up, he accidentally gained access to about SEVEN THOUSAND other people’s vacuums. Cameras, microphones, floor maps — the whole “see-inside-your-house” package — spread … Continue reading Man Controls Robot Vacuum Army
Feb 13, 2026
Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
A delivery driver in Texas apparently got a little too “buzzed” on BuzzBallz and ended up introducing his delivery van to someone’s brick mailbox. Spoiler: the mailbox didn’t make it. This all went down in China Spring, near Waco. A woman saw her poor mailbox take the hit, then chased down the van herself—because of … Continue reading Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox
Sep 19, 2024
Peanut Butter Stabbing
This nut is definitely not a smooth criminal. More on this Jiff jabber HERE! Photo by Laura Paraschivescu on Unsplash
Aug 8, 2024
Speeding Woman Does Yoga Poses
She was charged with a DWI and a variety of charges, because the police were … flexible. The full story and video of this lead foot who was simultaneously well-balanced and a little unbalanced HERE! Photo by Avrielle Suleiman on Unsplash
Jan 16, 2024
Dunkin’ Sued Over Exploding Toilet
That’ll make you wake up and smell the coffee. More on the “leftover coffee and donuts” lawsuit HERE! Photo by Edwin Hooper on Unsplash