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Jul 2, 2026
Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
A quick reminder as we approach the holiday weekend: cigarettes and fireworks are not a great combo. Cigarettes and 700 pounds of fireworks, even worse. Out on Whidbey Island in Washington, a guy had been quietly building what neighbors describe as a very not-quiet stockpile of fireworks. We’re talking hundreds of pounds, sitting around his … Continue reading Cigarette Carelessness Causes Fiery Fireworks Fallout
Jun 29, 2026
Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
On the Caribbean island of Tobago, a group of guys decided to pull off a full-on movie heist… and instead delivered a blooper reel. They stole a backhoe from a beach—already a bold opening move—then rolled up to yank an ATM like they were filming a Temu version of the Ocean’s movies. Security video shows … Continue reading Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
Jun 25, 2026
Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval
If you ever drop your sunglasses into a campground vault toilet…that’s not a rescue mission, that’s a goodbye ceremony. Some guy at Camp Edison in California learned that the hard way. Dropped his shades in, decided they’re worth the effort, and somehow ended up falling all the way into the toilet. Not metaphorically. Fully committed. … Continue reading Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval
May 14, 2026
Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble
So… this feels like something Wile E. Coyote would absolutely sign off on. A guy in Glasgow somehow drove straight into a wall… because the wall looked like a tunnel. Not a real tunnel. A mural. Painted on. With big cartoon-ish “eyes” meant to resemble an entrance on a slip road near the Clyde Tunnel. … Continue reading Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble
May 5, 2026
Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
Feb 6, 2026
Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
Jan 26, 2026
Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again
A guy in Kansas City figured out a genius new business model: sell a car, steal it back, and sell it again. He managed to pull it off eight times before things went sideways. His name’s Mamadou Diallo. Between May and June last year, he sold the same Honda Civic and Buick Verano over and … Continue reading Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again
Jan 14, 2026
Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
Oct 21, 2025
Don’t Lick the Trippy Toxic Toads
Licking toads doesn’t make you spiritual, just sick. Zoologists tell us why we should Just say no to toads HERE!
Apr 28, 2025
Snake Drops From Ceiling Into Margarita
A margarita with a twisssst. More about the most memorable margarita at cocktail hour EVER HERE! Photo: Carletta Andrews/Facebook
Jan 2, 2025
Falling Legos Injure 10 At New Year’s Event
As family events go, these guys crushed it! More on how 2025 hit like a ton of bricks HERE! Photo by Greg Rosenke on Unsplash
Dec 18, 2024
Brown Snow Covers Town
The same rules as “yellow snow” apply. More about the septic snowfall HERE! Photo by Sergei Starostin