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Sep 17, 2026
Deodorant Detour Ends in Florida Freeway Fiasco
Florida Truck Lands Atop Highway Barrier
Aug 28, 2026
Man Arrested For Illegally Parked Guillotine
Police found an unusual surprise in a truck near the Capitol. Let’s just say this truck was not hauling patio furniture
Aug 20, 2026
Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined
A woman in New Zealand had what you might call a very eventful grocery-store parking experience. She collapsed outside a supermarket in Auckland, and DIED! A stranger stepped in to perform CPR after she had no pulse. Paramedics got her to the hospital, where she recovered. Incredible story. A real-life second chance. Then came the … Continue reading Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined
Aug 10, 2026
Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl
Two Florida men allegedly turned a dispute over an ex-girlfriend into a showdown involving a hatchet, a machete, and what I can only assume was a very confused grocery list. Police say Everette Krichbaum was sitting in his car when James Gay approached him. Words were exchanged, Krichbaum allegedly pulled a hatchet, and Gay reportedly … Continue reading Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl
Jun 26, 2026
Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges
Yet ANOTHER example of confidence gone horribly wrong. Stop us if you’ve heard this before. Police in Kentucky get called out to a car parked where it shouldn’t be—employee parking, nothing wild. Just a “hey, what’s going on here” situation. But then an officer looks inside and spots a bag that literally says, “Definitely not … Continue reading Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges
Jun 23, 2026
Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
So this guy in South L.A. decides the best way to impress his date is to fire up his Mercedes and start doing donuts. You know… tires squealing, smoke everywhere, full bad boy behind the wheel energy. Only problem? He picked a parking lot directly in front of a California Highway Patrol office. Not near … Continue reading Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster
May 27, 2026
Friend Fetch Fails in Felony Fashion
There’s kind of an unspoken rule when you go pick up a buddy from a DWI arrest… maybe don’t show up drunk yourself. But in New York, Antone Glionna, either missed that memo or thought it was more of a suggestion. He rolls up to the sheriff’s office to grab his friend… and instead of … Continue reading Friend Fetch Fails in Felony Fashion
Apr 22, 2026
Wienermobile Wins the Prom
A group of high schoolers in Topeka just casually outdid every prom entrance ever… by showing up in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. And the best part? No big planning, no connections… just one kid walking up and asking. A junior named Breckan spotted the Wienermobile sitting in a Dillons parking lot, found the driver—yes, officially … Continue reading Wienermobile Wins the Prom
Jul 31, 2025
Man Accidently Shoots Himself In The Butt In Wal-Mart Parking Lot
Not a criminal case, but definitely a case of poor judgment. More on the man that made parking at Wal-Mart a bigger pain in the butt HERE!
May 28, 2025
Employee Crashes Into Burger Joint
It’s safe to say this employee won’t be parking so close next time. More on this impromptu drive-thru upgrade HERE!
Apr 2, 2025
Woman Run Over Saving Parking Spot
A cautionary tale of parking lot persistence gone wrong. How one woman ended up parked in a hospital and another parked in jail HERE! Photo by Ivan Samkov
Feb 7, 2025
Runaway Teen Spends 2 Nights in Walmart Toilet Paper Fort
Save Money. Live Better. Hide Out. Walmart. More on the Sooner state’s hide-and-seek champion HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean