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Sep 16, 2026

Baby Formula Bandits Busted in Florida

$1M Formula Theft Case Brings Charges

Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Sep 2, 2026

Is It Bigfoot, Or Grandpa Skinny Dipping?

Blurry figure brings Bigfoot questions

Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

Aug 17, 2026

Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus

This gives new meaning to “separation anxiety.” In a WILD viral video, a Pilipino fisherman had reeled in an octopus, and the little sea Houdini immediately latched onto his face. Jesser Cervantes was on a wooden dinghy when the eight-armed escape artist wrapped itself around his head, covering his mouth and refusing to clock out. He … Continue reading Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus

Aug 14, 2026

Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Air India has a new policy that’s basically, “Let’s make sure nobody’s flying high before they fly high.” After a flight from Phuket to Delhi suddenly dropped about 300 feet last week, injuring 17 passengers and crew, the captain tested positive for marijuana. Reports say the captain was standing behind the co-pilot’s seat when the … Continue reading Pilot Pops Positive for Pot

Aug 13, 2026

Player Practices With Snake in Helmet

An Arkansas high school football player learned the hard way that “check your equipment” is more than just coach-speak. The Maumelle High player practiced for about an hour with a two-foot cottonmouth snake hiding under the padding of his helmet. Yes, a cottonmouth. The venomous kind. Not exactly the sort of extra protection you want … Continue reading Player Practices With Snake in Helmet

Aug 12, 2026

Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Florida’s lobster season apparently brought out the worst kind of territorial behavior: the kind that involves allegedly cutting off a teenager’s air supply. Authorities say 51-year-old Michael Simpson was upset that another boat had anchored near what he considered his lobster-diving spot off Miami. He reportedly circled the boat, argued with the captain, then made … Continue reading Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Jul 29, 2026

Boobies, Doobies and Uzis

Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis

Jul 15, 2026

Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft

Two guys in California allegedly pulled off a $100,000 burglary—tools, copper wire, even vehicles—from a business in American Canyon. Pretty big score… right up until they decided to document the whole thing like it was a vacation. Yep. Selfies. During the crime. Police say those photos helped ID their vehicles, which got shared with other … Continue reading Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft

Jul 10, 2026

Scottish Seagull Assault

A guy in the seaside town of Oban, Scotland apparently grabbed not one… but TWO live seagulls off the street — just went full “dual-wield” — and used one of them to smack somebody. Yes. A seagull. As a weapon. Police were called, tracked him down later, and charged him with assault. They haven’t really … Continue reading Scottish Seagull Assault

Jun 24, 2026

85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Apparently the only thing wilder than “Florida Man,” is a “Well Seasoned Florida Man.” 85-Year-Old William Bosworth got pulled over in Leesburg after deputies clocked him doing 110 in a 45. Not alone, either — there was a Corvette nearby pushing 125, so yeah… it looked a lot like street racing. But Bosworth? Oh no. … Continue reading 85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110