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Sep 22, 2026
“Felony Fart Attack” Leads To Arrest
Man allegedly strangled girlfriend after her request to curb flatulence
Sep 8, 2026
Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints
Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail
Aug 10, 2026
Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl
Two Florida men allegedly turned a dispute over an ex-girlfriend into a showdown involving a hatchet, a machete, and what I can only assume was a very confused grocery list. Police say Everette Krichbaum was sitting in his car when James Gay approached him. Words were exchanged, Krichbaum allegedly pulled a hatchet, and Gay reportedly … Continue reading Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl
Jun 15, 2026
Florida Carjacker and French Fry
In Florida Cory Coddington crashed his SUV, stole another car, and you won’t believe what he did at Chick-fil-A. So, first he crashes his SUV into a tree… and when a woman pulls over to help, he thanks her by stealing her car. But wait…it somehow gets weirder. He drives to Chick-fil-A, stumbles in covered … Continue reading Florida Carjacker and French Fry
Jun 10, 2026
Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles
So this feels less like a crime and more like an incredible heist movie that somehow forgot the dramatic music. Middle of the day. Philadelphia. Totally normal Friday. And somehow… 10,800 bottles of bourbon just casually walk out of a warehouse. We’re talking about 1,800 cases of Noble Oak—roughly half a million bucks—loaded up between … Continue reading Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles
May 21, 2026
Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear
So… somewhere out there, there’s a truck driver who really misunderstood what “body shaping” means. A British guy just got 13-and-a-half years after trying to smuggle about $9 million worth of cocaine… inside a shipment of Kim Kardashian’s Skims underwear. Yep. Nothing says “support and lift” like 198 pounds of illegal booger sugar. Authorities say … Continue reading Cops Bust Dude Smuggling Cocaine In Kim Kardashian Underwear
Apr 14, 2026
Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police
Apr 7, 2026
Rekindled Romance Turns to Flaming Fiasco
A Florida woman was trying to rekindle things with her husband… but instead, she ended up lighting more than the fires of passion. Melissa Dunham had moved back in with her ex in Homosassa to celebrate their son’s 18th birthday. Cute, right? But instead of sparks flying romantically, it was more like… sparks flying out … Continue reading Rekindled Romance Turns to Flaming Fiasco
Jan 20, 2026
Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership
So apparently, Oklahoma might be going full Florida. Senator Jonathan Wingard just filed a bill to let folks own captive-bred alligators! No permit? No problem! It’s called Senate Bill 2087, and it basically says, “Sure, have a gator, just don’t pretend you caught it out back.” If you try to pass off a wild one … Continue reading Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership
Jan 6, 2026
Lobster Rustlers
Somewhere, there’s a getaway truck that smells delicious. More on this mystery dipped in butter and scandal HERE!
Sep 12, 2025
Dude Dives Off Cruise Ship On Purpose
Not every cruise story ends with sunset cocktails. Why he literally jumped ship HERE!
Aug 27, 2025
Smokey Bear Kidnapped
He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!