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Jun 24, 2026
85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110
Apparently the only thing wilder than “Florida Man,” is a “Well Seasoned Florida Man.” 85-Year-Old William Bosworth got pulled over in Leesburg after deputies clocked him doing 110 in a 45. Not alone, either — there was a Corvette nearby pushing 125, so yeah… it looked a lot like street racing. But Bosworth? Oh no. … Continue reading 85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110
Jun 17, 2026
Love Island Leads to Legal Trouble
So this might be the most relatable bad decision of the week… just taken way too far. An Arizona woman got pulled over doing 108 in a 65. Trooper asks what’s going on, and she’s completely honest — says she’s trying to get home in time for Love Island. Which, look… we respect the commitment. … Continue reading Love Island Leads to Legal Trouble
Jun 16, 2026
DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws
So this guy in Florida gets pulled over doing 90-plus on I-75… already not a great start. But then the trooper walks up and it turns into a whole situation. Sitting in the passenger seat? Not one, not five… 34 open cans of White Claw. Just a full-blown hard seltzer graveyard riding shotgun. The driver, … Continue reading DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws
May 5, 2026
Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake
Mar 30, 2026
Fast and Furry-ous in Florida
Down in Florida, Gregory Dolcine gets pulled over doing 101 in a 55. Middle of the night, 1 A.M., car practically taking flight over a bridge. The deputy asks “What were you thinking?,” and the guy goes, “I was speeding to avoid an animal.” Now, that’s a new one. Was it a gator? A python? … Continue reading Fast and Furry-ous in Florida
Mar 27, 2026
Man Arrested For The 98th Time
So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time
Dec 1, 2025
Felony Joyride Burger Run
Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!
Nov 13, 2025
Woman Arrested Speeding for Pizza
She set a land-speed record to satisfy her pepperoni passion. Hear her cheesy excuse HERE!
Oct 27, 2025
Guy in Speedo Assaults dispatchers, Sheriff’s Officers
Nothing says “bad decisions” like a Speedo and assault charges. He fought the law. The law won. Story and video HERE! Video still courtesy of: NH Courts/Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office
Oct 6, 2025
Bro Busted Blazing To See Barber
Vin Diesel energy… for a $20 haircut. More on what happens when you’d rather lose your license than your time slot HERE!
Jul 23, 2025
Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes
He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.
Jul 14, 2025
Man Forgets Wife At Gas Station
Fuel’s full, marriage tank? Running on fumes. More on how this couple’s road trip holiday hit a speed bump HERE!