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Sep 5, 2025

Man Kisses Cop While Being Arrested

They say love can’t be chained, but it can be handcuffed. Learn how Cupid crashed the crime scene HERE!

Sep 2, 2025

Man in Batman PJs Busts Burglar

Who says justice can’t be comfy? More about the unlikely hero in an unforgettable outfit HERE!

Aug 25, 2025

Man Arrested For 120 mph DUI, with 2 Missing Tires

Police didn’t need a radar gun to know something was wrong. More on the man arrested for a checklist full of bad life choices HERE!

Aug 15, 2025

Woman Arrested for Shooting Her Cell Phone

She was tired of dropped calls… so she dropped the phone. Permanently. How a tech issue turns into a crime scene in just seconds HERE!

Aug 13, 2025

Man Driving Lawn Mower On Toll Road Busted For DUI

Slow ride, quick arrest. More on why grass clippings and police handcuffs don’t mix HERE!

Aug 4, 2025

Police Arrest Man For Gardening

Either the weeds were really bad… or his neighbors are. Learn why his hobby got him arrested HERE!

Jul 29, 2025

Police Chase Ends In Car Wash

No clean getaway from his dirty deeds. How he went from hot wheels to hot water HERE!

Jul 25, 2025

Chuck E Cheese Arrested

Chuck E. Cheese, synonymous with kids’ celebrations, now has quite the grown-up legal headache. How he went from pizza parties to the police lineup HERE!

Jul 22, 2025

Rollerblading Bro Robs Gas Station

Nobody was hurt, but if someone finds his dignity, please return it. More on this cheap skate HERE!

Jul 17, 2025

Man Robs Donut Shop In Bikini

This may be the only time police wanted to avoid a donut shop. Find out what happens when LA flair meets felonious intent HERE! Picture credit: Winchell’s donut shop security camera

Jul 15, 2025

ANOTHER Not A Bag Full Of Drugs Bust

These guys hid drugs like a toddler hides cookies—messy and obvious. More on the FOURTH instance of this happening in the past year HERE! BONUS: You can buy your own Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs” bag HERE! Photo credit: Pleasant Prairie Police Department Facebook

Jul 2, 2025

Woman Leads Police on an Early Morning Slow Speed Chase

It took five hours for police to stop her after reaching speeds of 8 MPH! Read the story here. Photo by benjamin lehman on Unsplash