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Jan 14, 2026
Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Jan 12, 2026
Was Instagram hacked?
So, apparently Instagram might’ve sprung a leak—though Meta swears it’s just a “technical glitch.” Meanwhile, cybersecurity firm Malwarebytes is out here saying, “Nope, that’s 17.5 million user accounts floating around the dark web.” We’re talking usernames, emails, phone numbers—maybe even addresses—already up for grabs in some hacker’s shady online yard sale. Malwarebytes says it ties … Continue reading Was Instagram hacked?
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 9, 2026
How To Protect Yourself From Flu
So, the flu’s back — and it apparently missed us so much it showed up everywhere. Hospitals? Packed. ERs? Overflowing. Doctors are calling it one of the worst seasons in decades, thanks to a new “super flu” strain that refuses to mind its own business. Right now, nearly every state is lighting up with “high” … Continue reading How To Protect Yourself From Flu
Jan 6, 2026
Give Your Home A Post-Holiday Refresh
Now that the holiday glitter has settled, you may have this sudden urge to erase all evidence of chaos. You know — sticky surfaces, mystery leftovers, and that faint scent of “too many people were here.” First, grab disinfecting wipes and go wild on everything with a handle or a button. It’s not glamourous, but … Continue reading Give Your Home A Post-Holiday Refresh
Dec 31, 2025
Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
So, be honest, how’d those 2025 resolutions go? If your “accomplished” list has fewer checkmarks than your “meh, maybe next year” one, same. Let’s not torture ourselves with the same “new year, new me” drama. Let’s go for “new year, but slightly improved me.” Here’s the plan: pick resolutions you might actually *do*. Like, try … Continue reading Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
Dec 31, 2025
Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball Will Drop Twice In 2026
On New Year’s, right after the clock hits midnight and everyone’s done screaming “Happy New Year,” Times Square is doubling down. Not only are red, white, and blue confetti raining down, but it’s officially the kickoff for America’s 250th birthday party. Yep, quarter of a millennium — we’re practically ancient. America250, the group Congress picked … Continue reading Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball Will Drop Twice In 2026
Dec 26, 2025
Springsteen Biopic Now Streaming – Where to watch
“Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere” just dropped on streaming — perfect timing if you need a movie to avoid talking to your family over the holidays. You can rent it for twenty bucks or buy it for twenty-five on Prime Video, Apple TV, or Fandango. It stars Jeremy Allen White — yeah, the guy from … Continue reading Springsteen Biopic Now Streaming – Where to watch
Dec 26, 2025
Joplin Live Christmas Tree Dropoff
So, Joplin’s giving your poor, dried-up Christmas tree a second chance at life. Through January 31, you can drop it off—stripped naked of ornaments, of course—at one of three spots: Humphrey Park, McIndoe Park, or the Public Works Center on West 2nd Street. Just look for the “Christmas Tree Drop-Off” signs. If you’re the outdoorsy … Continue reading Joplin Live Christmas Tree Dropoff
Dec 9, 2025
Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia
Bobby Kimball, the voice behind Toto’s mega hits “Hold the Line,” “Africa,” and “Rosanna,” is facing a tough new chapter. At 78, the guy who helped define late-70s and early-80s rock it has been revealed, was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia back in 2019, along with aphasia, which affects speech and language. Tough stuff, especially for someone … Continue reading Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia
Dec 8, 2025
Do You Hear What I Hear Winner – Dan Brown
Congratulations to Dan Brown of Aurora, our Do You Hear What I Hear contest winner with Joplin Ear, Nose and Throat! He took home $500! Listen in, follow us on Facebook and join the Loyal Listener Club so you never miss a chance to win with Classic Hits 93.9!!!