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Apr 8, 2026
Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
So, in Kentucky, police pulled over a guy for—get this—riding a horse drunk. Yep. Not driving. Galloping. Through a neighborhood in Bowling Green, no less. According to the report, Jorge Hernandez had just left a liquor store and was “partially slumped over” his brown vehicle—which turned out to have four legs and a tail. He’s … Continue reading Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
Mar 19, 2026
Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart
Mar 10, 2026
Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI
A Georgia sheriff just got busted for DUI… by his own deputies. Yeah. Hall County Sheriff Gerald Couch apparently started his morning with a Four Loko at 6 a.m. — because coffee’s overrated, I guess. By eleven, troopers spotted him driving like Mario Kart with a blindfold and followed him home. When they stopped him, … Continue reading Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI
Mar 6, 2026
Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
So get this guy in the U.K. got arrested for drug driving… in the middle of his driving test. Police pulled him over because of a busted brake light, and because he was driving like someone who absolutely should not be driving. When they walked up to the car, they smelled weed, gave him a … Continue reading Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
Jan 29, 2026
Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway
So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway
Jan 15, 2026
Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys
So remember those monkeys on the loose in St. Louis? Well, they’ve got company. Apparently they’ve recruited… a goat. A black and white goat, just casually tagging along in the same area like it missed the Metro Link. The city’s Health Department says they’re still trying to figure out where these mystery animals came from … Continue reading Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Oct 6, 2025
Bro Busted Blazing To See Barber
Vin Diesel energy… for a $20 haircut. More on what happens when you’d rather lose your license than your time slot HERE!
Sep 18, 2025
Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car
It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!
Aug 13, 2025
Man Driving Lawn Mower On Toll Road Busted For DUI
Slow ride, quick arrest. More on why grass clippings and police handcuffs don’t mix HERE!
Jul 2, 2025
Woman Leads Police on an Early Morning Slow Speed Chase
It took five hours for police to stop her after reaching speeds of 8 MPH! Read the story here. Photo by benjamin lehman on Unsplash
Jun 11, 2025
Man On First Date Wrecks 5 Cop Cars
When a first date goes wrong, it usually means awkward silence. Not this time. More on the man who sets the bar for first date horror stories HERE!