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Jan 29, 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Sep 26, 2025

Dude Busted for DUI, Doing Burnout to Impress Girls

He tried to wow the ladies… now he’s being wowed by the legal fees. How a risky stunt got him attention, but probably not the kind hoped for HERE.

Sep 18, 2025

Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car

It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!

Aug 25, 2025

Man Arrested For 120 mph DUI, with 2 Missing Tires

Police didn’t need a radar gun to know something was wrong. More on the man arrested for a checklist full of bad life choices HERE!

Aug 19, 2025

Teacher Arrested For DUI On Second Day of School

His school ID photo’s a mugshot. How he went from teaching lessons to learning one HERE!

Aug 13, 2025

Man Driving Lawn Mower On Toll Road Busted For DUI

Slow ride, quick arrest. More on why grass clippings and police handcuffs don’t mix HERE!

Apr 24, 2025

Police Pop Partying Postal Worker

Return to “bender.” How her delivery went from first-class, to last call HERE.

Feb 25, 2025

Drunk Driver Crashes In Same Spot 2 Nights In A Row At Same Time

If only he put this much effort into finding a designated driver! More on the man who didn’t get the memo about ‘learning from your mistakes’ HERE! Photo courtesy of Thurston Co. Sheriff Dept.

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2024

Suspect’s SUV Stolen During DUI Stop

What can be more stressful than doing a field sobriety test? The answer HERE! Photo by Shahzin Shajid on Unsplash

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash