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Jun 24, 2026

85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Apparently the only thing wilder than “Florida Man,” is a “Well Seasoned Florida Man.” 85-Year-Old William Bosworth got pulled over in Leesburg after deputies clocked him doing 110 in a 45. Not alone, either — there was a Corvette nearby pushing 125, so yeah… it looked a lot like street racing. But Bosworth? Oh no. … Continue reading 85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Jun 19, 2026

Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

So stupid isn’t reserved to just Florida. In Canada, some dude in the Northwest Territories is now facing charges for… impaired kayaking. (Betting that’s a sentence no one expected to hear today.) Police say he allegedly stole a kayak, took it out on a lake, and — this is the detail that really ties it … Continue reading Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

Jun 18, 2026

Make-believe Lawyer Makes Messy Traffic Stop Worse

Florida traffic stop, middle of the night, things are already going sideways when officers find controlled substances in the car. The driver does what anyone in trouble does… calls a “lawyer.” And sure enough, this guy rolls up in a full suit and tie like he just stepped out of a courtroom drama. Starts throwing … Continue reading Make-believe Lawyer Makes Messy Traffic Stop Worse

Jun 16, 2026

DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws

So this guy in Florida gets pulled over doing 90-plus on I-75… already not a great start. But then the trooper walks up and it turns into a whole situation. Sitting in the passenger seat? Not one, not five… 34 open cans of White Claw. Just a full-blown hard seltzer graveyard riding shotgun. The driver, … Continue reading DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws

Jun 15, 2026

Florida Carjacker and French Fry

In Florida Cory Coddington crashed his SUV, stole another car, and you won’t believe what he did at Chick-fil-A. So, first he crashes his SUV into a tree… and when a woman pulls over to help, he thanks her by stealing her car. But wait…it somehow gets weirder. He drives to Chick-fil-A, stumbles in covered … Continue reading Florida Carjacker and French Fry

Jun 2, 2026

Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Google is asking permission to release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida. Which sounds like the start of a villain origin story… but it’s actually meant to help. The idea is to fight stuff like West Nile, Zika, and dengue by releasing male mosquitoes that have been… basically sabotaged with a natural … Continue reading Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

May 13, 2026

Hot Dog Heist at High School

There’s a very fine line between a high school prank and… whatever this was. Down in Florida, two guys hopped a fence at a high school in the middle of the night, found an unlocked door, and just… made themselves at home. They rode around on bikes meant for special needs students, poked through classrooms, … Continue reading Hot Dog Heist at High School

May 11, 2026

Gator Brawl Create Florida Patio Pandemonium

So imagine you’re home with a sleeping baby, hear a racket on the patio, and immediately think… “Uh oh, home invasion.” That’s exactly where Kayla Burress’ brain went—until she peeked outside and realized, nope… just Florida doing Florida things. Two full-grown alligators had busted through her screened lanai and were going full WWE on her … Continue reading Gator Brawl Create Florida Patio Pandemonium

Apr 30, 2026

Mower Mayhem Leads to Trouble at Target

So two 18-year-olds in Florida decided TikTok fame was worth… driving a lawnmower through the front door of a Target. Yeah. Not metaphorically. Full-on mower, straight into the entrance. One guy driving, the other filming, because obviously this was “content.” Turns out, crashing a lawnmower into a store—twice, by the way, because the first hit … Continue reading Mower Mayhem Leads to Trouble at Target

Apr 28, 2026

Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

Apr 14, 2026

Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

Apr 10, 2026

Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof

So these two guys are cruising through Central Florida with a dead alligator literally strapped to the roof of their car, like it’s luggage or something. Turns out, you can’t do that. People actually warned them it was illegal, so they tried to be “discreet” by throwing a white sheet over the gator, which somehow … Continue reading Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof