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Apr 10, 2026

Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof

So these two guys are cruising through Central Florida with a dead alligator literally strapped to the roof of their car, like it’s luggage or something. Turns out, you can’t do that. People actually warned them it was illegal, so they tried to be “discreet” by throwing a white sheet over the gator, which somehow … Continue reading Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof

Feb 2, 2026

Holiday Mascot Battle Royale

It’s Groundhog Day! So apparently the internet decided to settle a question no one asked: which holiday mascot would win in a massive brawl? Nearly 4,000 people weighed in, because of course they did. Punxsutawney Phil clocked in with 11%, which means folks think the weather rodent could actually throw paws. But not enough to take … Continue reading Holiday Mascot Battle Royale

Jan 22, 2026

How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps

So, winter has finally decided to show up…ALL AT ONCE! If you’d rather not live in a popsicle, here’s how to keep your house cozy and pipes unbroken. First, know where your main water valve is—because if your pipes do burst, panic is not a plan. Drip your faucets a bit overnight; it’s cheaper than … Continue reading How To Prep And Protect Your Home For Cold Temps

Jan 22, 2026

Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights

So this woman in Texas spots someone at her gym and realizes, “Oh no, that’s the person my partner’s been ‘involved’ with.” Instead of, I don’t know, walking away like every therapist recommends, 20-something Aralyn Martinez allegedly grabs a 25-pound weight and throws it at the poor woman’s head. Luckily, her aim was about as … Continue reading Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights

Jan 19, 2026

Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu

Florida, where the weird news never sleeps. A deputy gets a call regarding a runaway emu. Yeah, an emu. Not your usual traffic stop. Bodycam’s rolling, and Cpl. Keisler’s out there like, “Dispatch, I’m in pursuit of… an emu.” The bird’s bolting down the road, Keisler’s trying to keep up, and somewhere in all this … Continue reading Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu

Jan 16, 2026

Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student

Jan 14, 2026

Items To Get Rid Of While Reorganizing Your Home

It’s Organize Your Home Day! If your New Year’s resolution is to finally get organized, you’re not alone. Now that all the holiday gifts are unwrapped, you realize… every single thing in your house needs a new home — including the new stuff. Professional organizers say January is prime time to declutter. Their hit list? … Continue reading Items To Get Rid Of While Reorganizing Your Home

Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Dec 10, 2025

Arrested For Assault With Chicken

You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office

Oct 31, 2025

Fall Back in Love: Navigating the Time Change with Your Relationship

Introduction The Extra Hour – A Relationship Gift? As the leaves turn fiery shades of red and gold, and the air carries a crisp, invigorating chill, another autumnal change is upon us: the end of Daylight Saving Time. While the promise of an extra hour of sleep might sound like a universal treat, for couples, … Continue reading Fall Back in Love: Navigating the Time Change with Your Relationship

Oct 21, 2025

Be a Christmas Music Influencer

Classic Hits 93.9 has partnered with Throwback Nation Radio to put a little extra holly jolly in your holidays! We’d love to get YOUR feedback on the Christmas music we play on Classic Hits 93.9 this holiday season. Become a Classic Hits 93.9 CHRISTMAS MUSIC INFLUENCER! Take our Christmas music survey, and you could win $500 … Continue reading Be a Christmas Music Influencer

Sep 18, 2025

Joplin Public Library to Host Trivia Throwdown

Are you ready to showcase your knowledge? Join the Joplin Public Library on September 27 for our “Smackdown Showdown” Trivia Throwdown. Bring your competitive spirit! Some cool prizes will be on the line. More on the event HERE!