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Mar 27, 2026
Man Arrested For The 98th Time
So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time
Feb 26, 2026
Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can
So, this guy in Huber Heights, Ohio, takes off running after a traffic stop. Cops lose him for a bit, but they hang around the neighborhood—because, you know, fugitives don’t usually make great getaway plans. Meanwhile, it’s trash day. A sanitation worker rolls a can up to the truck, pops the lid, and almost jumps … Continue reading Suspect On The Run Hides In Trash Can
Feb 10, 2026
Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn’t exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire… on a unicycle… in a crosswalk. They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du … Continue reading Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
Feb 5, 2026
Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief
So there’s this cop in Lynnwood, Washington—last name “Merica,” which already sounds like a joke setup. He spots a guy stealing a bike and takes off on foot. But the thief’s pedaling like he’s in the Tour de France, and Merica’s not keeping up. Then, out of nowhere, a guy in an old Ford pickup … Continue reading Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief
Feb 3, 2026
AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network
Apparently the AI bots got bored of us and made their own social network. It’s called Moltbook, kind of like Reddit, except humans can’t post, only lurk… which somehow makes this even creepier. Over thirty thousand AI agents have already joined, forming “submolts” to swap code tips, share weird thoughts, and occasionally roast their human owners. … Continue reading AI Agents Now Have Their Own Social Network
Jan 29, 2026
Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway
So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway
Aug 26, 2025
Wasted Woman In Wiener Costume TPs Neighbor’s Car
Some days the neighborhood watch just isn’t enough. More about the woman who’s not just the party…she’s the whole picnic HERE!
Jul 15, 2024
Nudists Rescue Tourist From Blowtorch Wielding Pirate
This sounds like a headline created from Mad Libs. The full story AND “safe for work” video HERE! Photo by Jamie Haughton on Unsplash
Jun 21, 2024
Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun
Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Jun 3, 2024
Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails
She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash
Feb 8, 2024
PETA Now Targets Carousel Horses
Watch out, kids. Next, they’re coming after your teddy bears. More on the group’s fight with a Wichita, KS company HERE! Photo by Henk van der Steege on Unsplash
Feb 2, 2024
Man Arrested for Stealing Giant Snoop Dog Bobblehead
Those margaritas must’ve been WAY too strong! More on the Calvin Broadus bobblehead bandit bust HERE! (The 20 second video from the Lee County Sherriff in the story is worth the watch.)