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Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Nov 28, 2025

Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station

This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2025

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash

Nov 26, 2025

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2025

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Chad Johnson

Congratulations to Chad Johnson of Columbus, our latest High Low Cash Jackpot winner! He took home $558.25! Listen in, follow us on Facebook and join the Loyal Listener Club so you never miss a chance to win with Classic Hits 93.9!!!

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2025

Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy

Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2025

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Karen Engroff

High Low Cash Jackpot winner Karen Engroff stopped by to grab her winnings just in time to shop for Thanksgiving! She took home a $105.13! That’s a lot of stuffing!

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

Nov 20, 2025

Man Hospitalized After Swallowing Entire Burger

A burger binge turns into an ambulance ride. More about this edible escapade HERE!

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!

Nov 18, 2025

Guy Stages Carjacking to Avoid Shopping with Wife

Dude found the world’s most dramatic excuse to skip shopping. When forced shopping trips drive men to madness HERE!