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Dec 17, 2025
Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed
He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department
Dec 16, 2025
Clarinet Mistaken for Weapon
AI needs more band lessons as those students. Learn what happens when Artificial Intelligence has a Real Overreaction HERE! Photo generated by ChatGPT
Dec 15, 2025
Tornado Sirens Play Sponge Bob Theme
Bet the boss was cursing like a sailor. More on this night of nautical themed nonsense HERE! Pic generated using Chat GPT
Dec 12, 2025
Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison
Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections
Dec 11, 2025
Man Robs Store with Antique Gun
The weapon was historic, but the choices were timelessly bad. More on the Tulsa Antiques Roadshow: Crime Edition HERE! Photos via Tulsa PD
Dec 10, 2025
Arrested For Assault With Chicken
You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office
Dec 9, 2025
Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia
Bobby Kimball, the voice behind Toto’s mega hits “Hold the Line,” “Africa,” and “Rosanna,” is facing a tough new chapter. At 78, the guy who helped define late-70s and early-80s rock it has been revealed, was diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia back in 2019, along with aphasia, which affects speech and language. Tough stuff, especially for someone … Continue reading Toto’s Original Lead Singer, Bobby Kimball, Battles Dementia
Dec 9, 2025
Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank
Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
Dec 8, 2025
Do You Hear What I Hear Winner – Dan Brown
Congratulations to Dan Brown of Aurora, our Do You Hear What I Hear contest winner with Joplin Ear, Nose and Throat! He took home $500! Listen in, follow us on Facebook and join the Loyal Listener Club so you never miss a chance to win with Classic Hits 93.9!!!
Dec 8, 2025
Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking
Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!
Dec 5, 2025
Man Rescues Rabid Racoon, Bitten
It started with kindness… and ended with a hospital visit. How a roadside rescue turned into a medical emergency HERE.
Dec 4, 2025
Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out
Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.