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Dec 3, 2025
Runaway Reindeer, Marines Called
One reindeer slipped out of a Christmas event, and the Royal Marines got involved. Pour yourself an eggnog, and read all about it HERE!
Dec 2, 2025
Christmas Classics Back In Theaters
Reconnect with the magic of the season as more than 20 classic holiday films return to theaters nationwide. Whether it’s laughter, music, or a heartfelt story, there’s a film waiting to rekindle your favorite holiday memories. Check out the list HERE! Photo by Krists Luhaers on Unsplash
Dec 2, 2025
Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails
Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!
Dec 1, 2025
Felony Joyride Burger Run
Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!
Nov 28, 2025
Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station
This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash
Nov 27, 2025
Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High
A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Nov 25, 2025
High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Chad Johnson
Congratulations to Chad Johnson of Columbus, our latest High Low Cash Jackpot winner! He took home $558.25! Listen in, follow us on Facebook and join the Loyal Listener Club so you never miss a chance to win with Classic Hits 93.9!!!
Nov 25, 2025
Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil
It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash
Nov 24, 2025
Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy
Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash
Nov 21, 2025
High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Karen Engroff
High Low Cash Jackpot winner Karen Engroff stopped by to grab her winnings just in time to shop for Thanksgiving! She took home a $105.13! That’s a lot of stuffing!
Nov 21, 2025
The Perfect Thanksgiving Playlist!
Need the perfect playlist for Thanksgiving festivities? Find the perfect songs for the vibe you need HERE!