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Mar 6, 2026
Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
So get this guy in the U.K. got arrested for drug driving… in the middle of his driving test. Police pulled him over because of a busted brake light, and because he was driving like someone who absolutely should not be driving. When they walked up to the car, they smelled weed, gave him a … Continue reading Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test
Feb 17, 2026
Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault
A political debate turned into a pastry war at Cape Coral’s Four Mile Ecological Preserve. Police say David Sternal got into it with a city employee and allegedly fired off a cupcake mid-argument — yes, weaponized frosting. Officers found Sternal nearby in a gazebo, reportedly still frosted, claiming the other guy started it. Police described … Continue reading Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault
Feb 12, 2026
Dude Walks Out On Tab, Busted When He Came Back For Phone Charger
Sunday night in Florida, Benjamin Rakel skipped out on a $64 bar tab at Whiskey Wings, told the staff he’s broke, and left behind two empty debit cards like that’ll cover it. Bold move, right? He promised he’d be back Monday to pay, and technically, he does come back—just not for that. He shows up … Continue reading Dude Walks Out On Tab, Busted When He Came Back For Phone Charger
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Dec 17, 2025
Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed
He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department
Dec 11, 2025
Man Robs Store with Antique Gun
The weapon was historic, but the choices were timelessly bad. More on the Tulsa Antiques Roadshow: Crime Edition HERE! Photos via Tulsa PD
Dec 10, 2025
Arrested For Assault With Chicken
You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office
Dec 9, 2025
Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank
Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
Nov 13, 2025
Woman Arrested Speeding for Pizza
She set a land-speed record to satisfy her pepperoni passion. Hear her cheesy excuse HERE!
Nov 6, 2025
Man Was Arrested on Halloween, Wearing Inmate Costume
When the party’s over, but your outfit’s still working. How he made an orange jumpsuit go from party look to mugshot chic HERE! HERE is the body cam footage.
Oct 30, 2025
Pumpkin Smasher Arrested
Great gourd a’mighty! More about this JERK-o-lantern HERE! Photo: Pinellas county Sherriff’s Department
Oct 13, 2025
Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat
He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!