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Jan 28, 2026
Assault With A Pork Chop
So, you think your family dinners get tense? In Florida, AGAIN, 18-year-old Farrah Kernan got into a fight with her mom and decided to settle it… with a pork chop. Yep. A literal flying piece of meat. Police say Farrah had been drinking, got into an argument, and smacked her mom in the face before … Continue reading Assault With A Pork Chop
Jan 26, 2026
Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again
A guy in Kansas City figured out a genius new business model: sell a car, steal it back, and sell it again. He managed to pull it off eight times before things went sideways. His name’s Mamadou Diallo. Between May and June last year, he sold the same Honda Civic and Buick Verano over and … Continue reading Dude Sells Cars on Facebook, Then Steals Them Back to Sell Again
Jan 22, 2026
Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights
So this woman in Texas spots someone at her gym and realizes, “Oh no, that’s the person my partner’s been ‘involved’ with.” Instead of, I don’t know, walking away like every therapist recommends, 20-something Aralyn Martinez allegedly grabs a 25-pound weight and throws it at the poor woman’s head. Luckily, her aim was about as … Continue reading Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights
Jan 16, 2026
Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 8, 2026
Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
The arrest was unexpected, but the service was impeccable. A couple on Mercer Island, Washington was settling in for the night, waiting on DoorDash and dreaming of Chipotle burritos. The doorbell rings, they open up… and instead of a delivery driver, it’s a police officer standing there with their dinner. Turns out, the actual Door … Continue reading Cops Deliver DoorDash After Arresting Driver
Dec 26, 2025
Tween Car Thieves Crash Into House, Panic About Santa
Some kids wait up listening for reindeer; these three heard sirens instead. More on this Christmas tale about instant regret, PLUS body cam footage, HERE!
Dec 22, 2025
Guy Pretends To Be Wise Man, Hides From Cops In Nativity Scene
The most festive criminal of the year? The plot twist of Biblical proportions HERE! Photo from: X @CrazyItalianPol
Dec 19, 2025
Naked Man Steals Cop Car
No shirt. No shoes. BIG problem! More about the suspect with NOTHING to hide HERE!
Dec 17, 2025
Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed
He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department
Nov 24, 2025
Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy
Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash
Nov 17, 2025
Driver Tries to Use Monopoly Game Card to Get Out Of Ticket
This driver thought Monopoly rules might work in real life. Learn what happened when board games met the badge HERE!