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Oct 30, 2026
Rubber Mask Bank Robber Busted
Suspect used a prosthetic mask in multiple heists
Oct 19, 2026
Getaway Driver Ditches Criminal Cohort
Driver Departs Before Suspect Leaves Scene of Crime
Aug 18, 2026
Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home
In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home
Jul 16, 2026
Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Jun 29, 2026
Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
On the Caribbean island of Tobago, a group of guys decided to pull off a full-on movie heist… and instead delivered a blooper reel. They stole a backhoe from a beach—already a bold opening move—then rolled up to yank an ATM like they were filming a Temu version of the Ocean’s movies. Security video shows … Continue reading Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
Mar 24, 2026
Not So Grand Theft
Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft
Jan 30, 2026
Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
In Pittsburgh, PA some guy decides to steal a harp. Not like a tiny one you tuck under your arm—no, a full-size, $30,000 harp. The fancy kind that lives in concert halls. He drags it to the riverbank, strips down, and jumps straight into the river. No explanation, no audience—just him, nature, and one very … Continue reading Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River
Dec 9, 2025
Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank
Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office
Nov 10, 2025
Five Thieves Rob Cashless Bank
The only thing they stole was a bit of everyone’s time. More on what happens when crime meets the cashless age HERE!
Oct 14, 2025
Mom Turns In Bank-Robbing Son
Who needs detectives when mom’s on the case? More on the mama who’s moral compass points straight to jail HERE!
Sep 17, 2025
Chef Busted For Boosting Banks
His menu might soon feature prison mash and mystery meat. How he went from the kitchen to the cooler HERE!
Jun 23, 2025
Man Robs Bank Of One Dollar
Who knew you could buy fifteen minutes of fame—and a court date for a dollar? More on this not-so-grand theft HERE!