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Jun 2, 2026

Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Google is asking permission to release up to 32 million mosquitoes in California and Florida. Which sounds like the start of a villain origin story… but it’s actually meant to help. The idea is to fight stuff like West Nile, Zika, and dengue by releasing male mosquitoes that have been… basically sabotaged with a natural … Continue reading Google Plans Massive Mosquito Release

Feb 6, 2026

Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

Jan 20, 2026

Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

So apparently, Oklahoma might be going full Florida. Senator Jonathan Wingard just filed a bill to let folks own captive-bred alligators! No permit? No problem! It’s called Senate Bill 2087, and it basically says, “Sure, have a gator, just don’t pretend you caught it out back.” If you try to pass off a wild one … Continue reading Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Dec 5, 2025

Man Rescues Rabid Racoon, Bitten

It started with kindness… and ended with a hospital visit. How a roadside rescue turned into a medical emergency HERE.

Aug 1, 2025

Toddler Bites Cobra

A toddler in India managed to kill a cobra…with his mouth. Another story that proves toddlers are tougher than we think HERE!

Jul 21, 2025

Intern Fired For Biting Everyone

Her resume said “hungry for success.” Apparently, she meant it. More on this upcoming bite-sized lawsuit HERE!

Feb 24, 2025

Man Bites Police Dog

They said K-9, he thought they said “snack time!” More on this criminal with a taste for justice HERE! Photo by Sharon Snider

Jul 12, 2024

Man Bites Snake To Death

Now he has an incurable case of snake breath. More on the surprise snake snack HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash