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Oct 23, 2026

Flamingo-napping Felon Facing Four Years Behind Bars

Vegas Flamingo Theft Ends in Animal Cruelty Conviction

Oct 22, 2026

Police Station Parking Spot Leads to Man’s 10th DUI

Beer, bathroom break and bad choices.

Oct 8, 2026

Viagra Bust Brings Stiff Dose of Trouble

3 men accused of illegally possessing more than 100 Viagra pills without prescription

Sep 21, 2026

Druggie Takes Drugs To Drug Court

Probation Deal Revoked After New Arrest

Sep 16, 2026

Baby Formula Bandits Busted in Florida

$1M Formula Theft Case Brings Charges

Sep 4, 2026

Convicted Murderer Blows His Second Chance by Brandishing a Gun and Threatening to 'Split Everyone's Taco' at a St. Charles, MO job site.

Convicted Murderer Threatens to 'Split Everyone's Taco' If They Fire Him. 

Jul 8, 2026

Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting

A wedding in Wisconsin decided to test the “For better or worse” portion of the vows starting with the reception dinner. A groomsman, decided utensils were optional and just started grabbing and eating meatballs with his bare hands. Bold choice. Questionable, but bold. Someone nearby suggested, “Hey… maybe use a plate?” which feels fair. That … Continue reading Meatball Mayhem Sparks Wedding Shooting

Apr 17, 2026

Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

You’d think getting out of prison would make you want to… not go right back. But apparently, Isaiah Walker had other travel plans. He’s at a Love’s truck stop in Arizona, fresh out, needing a ride to Oklahoma… and spots an 18-wheeler loaded with ten brand-new Corvettes. Total value: about $1.25 million. Naturally, he decides, … Continue reading Careless Convict’s Corvette Caper

Jan 27, 2026

Assault With A Ketchup Pack

Some people just really hate being woken up. It all went down in Florida, a bus terminal, late last Monday night. A guy named Austin Simmons looks totally passed out on a bench. Someone, being decent, goes to check if he’s okay. Big mistake. Austin wakes up furious, grabs a ketchup packet and hurls it … Continue reading Assault With A Ketchup Pack

Sep 5, 2025

Man Kisses Cop While Being Arrested

They say love can’t be chained, but it can be handcuffed. Learn how Cupid crashed the crime scene HERE!

Jul 28, 2023

Woman convicted for nagging her husband

Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash