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Sep 22, 2026

“Felony Fart Attack” Leads To Arrest

Man allegedly strangled girlfriend after her request to curb flatulence

Sep 17, 2026

Deodorant Detour Ends in Florida Freeway Fiasco

Florida Truck Lands Atop Highway Barrier

Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Jul 28, 2026

Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

So… apparently the internet has decided the latest “diet trend” is the cyclospora stomach parasite, and doctors are having to say “NOOOOOOOO!” Arizona’s dealing with 36 confirmed cases of cyclospora — yeah, the one sometimes linked to contaminated lettuce — and doctors are now having to say out loud, “please don’t try to get this … Continue reading Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze

Jun 24, 2026

85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Apparently the only thing wilder than “Florida Man,” is a “Well Seasoned Florida Man.” 85-Year-Old William Bosworth got pulled over in Leesburg after deputies clocked him doing 110 in a 45. Not alone, either — there was a Corvette nearby pushing 125, so yeah… it looked a lot like street racing. But Bosworth? Oh no. … Continue reading 85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

May 4, 2026

Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Richmond Johnson gets arrested for trespassing around midnight… nothing wild yet. He’s out of jail by 3:30 in the morning. Fresh air, new start, maybe grab a snack—nope. A fire engine pulls up to the jail on a medical call. Johnson thinks, “you know what this night needs? A sequel.” While firefighters are inside, he … Continue reading Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Apr 30, 2026

Mower Mayhem Leads to Trouble at Target

So two 18-year-olds in Florida decided TikTok fame was worth… driving a lawnmower through the front door of a Target. Yeah. Not metaphorically. Full-on mower, straight into the entrance. One guy driving, the other filming, because obviously this was “content.” Turns out, crashing a lawnmower into a store—twice, by the way, because the first hit … Continue reading Mower Mayhem Leads to Trouble at Target

Apr 14, 2026

Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

You know how disappointing it is when your sandwich isn’t quite right? Well, one Florida woman took “extra spicy” to a new level. Police say I’munique Clark flipped out at a Subway in St. Petersburg after her online order came with…PEPPERS. The horror. When employees wouldn’t make her a new one, she shoved the cash … Continue reading Hold The Peppers, Bring the Police

Apr 13, 2026

Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank

A guy in Irvine, California strolls into a gas station and demands $55 worth of free gas. Not a discount, not a coupon — FREE gas. Then he just… waits. Like the universe is about to bless him for saving money that, apparently, isn’t real. When cops show up, he explains that he “sincerely believes … Continue reading Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank

Apr 6, 2026

Florida Freeloader Fashion Faux Pas

In Florida, Farron Fullerton, got busted for trespassing at a hotel after refusing to check out. Deputies show up, tell him it’s time to go, and when he won’t budge, they arrest him… but here’s the kicker: Farron’s strolling around in a stolen jail uniform. Turns out, he swiped it from the Mitchell County Jail … Continue reading Florida Freeloader Fashion Faux Pas

Mar 5, 2026

Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit

So, imagine this, Valentine’s Day comes and goes, and you end up heartbroken. What do you do? One Florida Man named Andrew disappears. Total heartbreak, bad breakup, the whole sad playlist. Fast forward ten days, and they finally find him … not in a bar, not on a beach… in a mud pit. Up to … Continue reading Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit

Feb 18, 2026

Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It

In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It