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Oct 30, 2026

Rubber Mask Bank Robber Busted

Suspect used a prosthetic mask in multiple heists

Sep 3, 2026

Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves

A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.

Jul 7, 2026

Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime

A guy in Maryland called police to report his car stolen… which is already a bad day. But it gets better. Because while his car was being stolen, he was allegedly across the street… burglarizing a Verizon store. Yeah. Timing is everything. Cops show up, start connecting dots pretty quickly. There’s blood on the broken … Continue reading Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime

Jun 25, 2026

Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval

If you ever drop your sunglasses into a campground vault toilet…that’s not a rescue mission, that’s a goodbye ceremony. Some guy at Camp Edison in California learned that the hard way. Dropped his shades in, decided they’re worth the effort, and somehow ended up falling all the way into the toilet. Not metaphorically. Fully committed. … Continue reading Toilet Trouble Turns Into Rescue Retrieval

Mar 16, 2026

Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Something’s up in northeast Ohio—either Bigfoot’s been busy or folks there need new glasses. Over just five days, eight sightings popped up around Portage and Trumbull counties—a “flap,” as Bigfoot buffs call it, and the biggest one since the wild ’78 Minerva wave. The first sighting on March 6 was broad daylight. A guy swears … Continue reading Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Jul 29, 2024

Crook Posts Selfie Holding Loot

They could save a step and use that picture as his mugshot photo. Proof that crime and chronic narcissism doesn’t pay HERE! Photo by Osheen Turnbull on Unsplash

Mar 21, 2024

Burglars Demand High-Value Cat

We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash

Dec 29, 2023

Can a Guy Not Feed His Cats Wearing Only His Underwear in Peace?

What’s this world coming to? Read the story here. Photo by Maria Lupan on Unsplash