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Sep 10, 2026
Sasquatch Sightings In Maine Solved
The sightings were real. The Bigfoot? Not so much.
Aug 5, 2026
Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble
A gentleman flying from Bogota, Columbia to Barcelona, Spain decided the best way to smuggle about thirty‑four grand worth of cocaine was… under a toupee. Not in a suitcase, not in a secret compartment. Just taped to his head, topped off with the world’s most suspicious wig. Security notices this guy looking nervous, and his … Continue reading Toupée Turns Into Trafficking Trouble
Jul 31, 2026
Bride Burns Church Before Big Day
Imagine you’re getting married tomorrow… but you “forgot” one tiny detail: the marriage license. Instead of, you know, fixing that, this bride allegedly went with “burn it all down and start over.” Lenita “Tessa” Joy Moreno,was at the Latter-day Saints church in Kaysville with her groom and family, setting up for the big day. They … Continue reading Bride Burns Church Before Big Day
Jul 9, 2026
Bigfoot Body, Bold Claims + DNA?
So there’s a guy calling himself “Snake the Bigfoot Hunter” who says he’s finally cracked the case on Sasquatch. His real name is Charles Stuart, but “Snake” sounds way cooler, so we’ll go with that. Anyway, he claims he found Bigfoot’s remains in upstate New York back in 2024. Not a footprint… not a blurry … Continue reading Bigfoot Body, Bold Claims + DNA?
Mar 16, 2026
Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?
Something’s up in northeast Ohio—either Bigfoot’s been busy or folks there need new glasses. Over just five days, eight sightings popped up around Portage and Trumbull counties—a “flap,” as Bigfoot buffs call it, and the biggest one since the wild ’78 Minerva wave. The first sighting on March 6 was broad daylight. A guy swears … Continue reading Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?
Oct 6, 2025
Bro Busted Blazing To See Barber
Vin Diesel energy… for a $20 haircut. More on what happens when you’d rather lose your license than your time slot HERE!
Aug 12, 2025
Colorado Sewer Bears
Storm drains: not just for rain anymore. More about the hairy clog even Drano can’t fix HERE.
Apr 21, 2025
New Orleans Police Arrest Werewolf
Little Red Riding Hood isn’t the only one with wolf problems. Read more about this hair-raising robbery HERE!
Mar 4, 2025
Man Caught With Cocaine In Hair
His cocaine coiffure caused customs chaos. The story and unbelievable video HERE! Photo by Lordhair
Aug 30, 2024
Couple “Gettin’ Busy” Roll Car Into River
Hope they had protection. You know…life jackets. All the wet and wild details HERE! Photo by tabitha turner on Unsplash
Feb 14, 2024
Woman Swings Sword At Cop
This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash
Jan 1, 2024
Chinese Chess Champ Chastised
What a crappy turn of events for the now-former Chinese Chess king! Read the story here. Photo by zhang kaiyv on Unsplash