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Sep 9, 2026
Guinness Gone After Pints Pilfered
Two Trucks of Guinness Stolen in England
Jun 29, 2026
Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
On the Caribbean island of Tobago, a group of guys decided to pull off a full-on movie heist… and instead delivered a blooper reel. They stole a backhoe from a beach—already a bold opening move—then rolled up to yank an ATM like they were filming a Temu version of the Ocean’s movies. Security video shows … Continue reading Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
Jun 15, 2026
Florida Carjacker and French Fry
In Florida Cory Coddington crashed his SUV, stole another car, and you won’t believe what he did at Chick-fil-A. So, first he crashes his SUV into a tree… and when a woman pulls over to help, he thanks her by stealing her car. But wait…it somehow gets weirder. He drives to Chick-fil-A, stumbles in covered … Continue reading Florida Carjacker and French Fry
Jun 10, 2026
Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles
So this feels less like a crime and more like an incredible heist movie that somehow forgot the dramatic music. Middle of the day. Philadelphia. Totally normal Friday. And somehow… 10,800 bottles of bourbon just casually walk out of a warehouse. We’re talking about 1,800 cases of Noble Oak—roughly half a million bucks—loaded up between … Continue reading Bourbon Bandits Boost $500K in Bottles
Jun 4, 2026
Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery
Police in Pennsylvania say a man decided to break into an office building in the middle of the day… and apparently thought, “You know what this crime needs? A kid.” The dude brought his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter along like it was some kind of weird field trip. When cops showed up, they found James Harkless-Dechellis … Continue reading Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery
May 13, 2026
Hot Dog Heist at High School
There’s a very fine line between a high school prank and… whatever this was. Down in Florida, two guys hopped a fence at a high school in the middle of the night, found an unlocked door, and just… made themselves at home. They rode around on bikes meant for special needs students, poked through classrooms, … Continue reading Hot Dog Heist at High School
Mar 24, 2026
Not So Grand Theft
Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft
May 19, 2025
Sip Happens – Man Accused of Wine Heist
Wine can get expensive, but not as pricey as bail. How he went from wine aisle to police file HERE!
Mar 18, 2025
Man Busted Stealing Lap Dances
He went from VIP section to VIP… Very Incarcerated Person. Details about how he got caught with your pants down HERE! Mugshot courtesy Pinellas County Sheriff Photo by Eric Weise
Feb 11, 2025
Thieves Poach Over 500 Eggs
Police scramble to crack the case. More on this eggs-travagant heist HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash
Dec 16, 2024
Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails
Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash
Nov 18, 2024
Thieves Steal Church Toilet
Memphis is a city flush with crime. More on this unholy heist HERE! Photo by Khoa Võ