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Oct 13, 2026

Bird Brained Bootlegger Busted By Bulging Briefs

Feathered flock found below the belt

Sep 17, 2026

Simple Daily Habits for Less Stress

Easy Ways to Keep Stress in Check

Sep 2, 2026

Is It Bigfoot, Or Grandpa Skinny Dipping?

Blurry figure brings Bigfoot questions

Aug 25, 2026

Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Florida police are looking for a gas-station robber who may have taken “Smooth Criminal” a little too literally. The guy allegedly walked into a convenience store wearing one white glove, a tan sun hat, a medical mask, a light green shirt, and black pants. So: part Michael Jackson, part retired golfer, part guy who absolutely … Continue reading Florida Police Seek Smooth Criminal

Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Jun 12, 2026

Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

Mar 17, 2026

Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

A Chinese guy was stopped at the airport in Nairobi, Kenya with more than two thousand live queen ants in his luggage. (Surprisingly, not in his pants.) Authorities counted about 1,948 ants crammed into little test tubes, and another 300 wrapped up in tissue paper rolls. Because apparently that’s how you pack your insect empire … Continue reading Man Caught Smuggling Ants Onto Plane

Mar 11, 2026

Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Hitting close to home, last Tuesday, a woman in Springfield, Missouri walked into a random house, poured herself some Fruity Pebbles, and started petting the family dog. Totally normal Tuesday, right? The homeowner’s kid smelled something burning and went downstairs to find a stranger in the kitchen — pantsless, by the way — surrounded by … Continue reading Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Nov 5, 2025

Man Caught Shoplifting Power Tool In Pants

Guess subtlety isn’t his strong suit. What happens when your getaway depends on waddling instead of running HERE!

May 6, 2025

Drunk, Pantsless Man, Says He’s Charles Dickens

It certainly wasn’t the best of times for the guy – definitely more like the worst of times. How he tried to rewrite his own story HERE! Mugshot Credit: Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department

Apr 2, 2025

Woman Run Over Saving Parking Spot

A cautionary tale of parking lot persistence gone wrong. How one woman ended up parked in a hospital and another parked in jail HERE! Photo by Ivan Samkov

Mar 18, 2025

Man Busted Stealing Lap Dances

He went from VIP section to VIP… Very Incarcerated Person. Details about how he got caught with your pants down HERE! Mugshot courtesy Pinellas County Sheriff Photo by Eric Weise