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Sep 11, 2026

Smart Vacuum, Messy Marriage

Robot Vacuum Camera Catches Cheating Spouse

Sep 3, 2026

Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves

A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.

Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Nov 27, 2025

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash

Nov 13, 2025

Woman Arrested Speeding for Pizza

She set a land-speed record to satisfy her pepperoni passion. Hear her cheesy excuse HERE!

Jun 25, 2025

12 Crimes in 40 minutes – All Before Breakfast

Nobody can accuse this man of being boring. More about this world record for bad decisions HERE! Photo by Unsplash on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2023

Guinness World Record Set for World’s Loudest Female Belch

You know what she sounds like? SINGLE! Read the story, and HEAR the record setting discharge HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash