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Sep 9, 2026

Guinness Gone After Pints Pilfered

Two Trucks of Guinness Stolen in England

Aug 28, 2026

Man Arrested For Illegally Parked Guillotine

Police found an unusual surprise in a truck near the Capitol. Let’s just say this truck was not hauling patio furniture

Aug 6, 2026

Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka

A woman in Roseville, California decided she was gonna bring home the bacon… and the vodka… by skipping the whole “paying” part. She hits a Bel Air store first, stuffs at least 14 packs of Oscar Mayer thick-cut bacon and six handles of Tito’s into her bag, then strolls to self-checkout like she’s just grabbing … Continue reading Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka

Jun 23, 2026

Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster

So this guy in South L.A. decides the best way to impress his date is to fire up his Mercedes and start doing donuts. You know… tires squealing, smoke everywhere, full bad boy behind the wheel energy. Only problem? He picked a parking lot directly in front of a California Highway Patrol office. Not near … Continue reading Donuts + DUI = Date Night Disaster

Jun 8, 2026

Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call

So apparently Pokémon cards are still serious business… like “call the cops” serious. This went down at an ACME in South Jersey, where a vending machine was dropping a new release—randomly, by the way, like some kind of cardboard slot machine designed to test your patience. Well, patience failed. You had multiple groups hovering around … Continue reading Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call

Mar 23, 2026

From Bail Money To Jail Money

A guy in South Carolina gets tossed in jail for trespassing — nothing major. Next morning, he’s standing in front of the judge, and his bail is set at $250. Easy enough, right? He pulls out a wad of cash, hands over four crisp $100 bills, and says, “Keep the change.” Like he’s tipping the … Continue reading From Bail Money To Jail Money

Dec 12, 2025

Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison

Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections

Sep 30, 2025

Teacher Assistant Stinks Up School, Arrested

He went from helping to teach lessons to becoming the lesson. How he cleared the school faster than any fire drill could HERE!

Jun 16, 2025

Police Chase Excavator At Snails Pace

Sometimes, the wheels of justice turn slowly—but not this slowly. More on this not so hot pursuit HERE!

Nov 14, 2024

Crash Sends Car Onto Home Balcony

The only thing more spectacular than the crash is the drivers poor judgement. Check out crash photos and the full story HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Nov 8, 2024

Lab Monkeys On The Loose

What’s the worst that could happen? More on the monkey business in South Carolina HERE! Photo by Photo by SHIVA REDDY

Oct 29, 2024

Man Attacked with Mop

And yet the perp couldn’t make a clean getaway. More on the dirty fight HERE! Photo by Rony Stephen Chowdhury