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Sep 17, 2026

Deodorant Detour Ends in Florida Freeway Fiasco

Florida Truck Lands Atop Highway Barrier

Sep 3, 2026

Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves

A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.

Jun 12, 2026

Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

Jan 14, 2026

Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts

Apr 2, 2025

Woman Run Over Saving Parking Spot

A cautionary tale of parking lot persistence gone wrong. How one woman ended up parked in a hospital and another parked in jail HERE! Photo by Ivan Samkov

Sep 5, 2024

Men Busted For Robbing Strip Club

We assume the cash was all in very sweaty $1 bills. Read all the bare facts HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Jun 5, 2024

Funeral Home Worker Caught Stealing Love Doll From Dead Man’s Home

It was quite the undertaking. The evidence that he’s just a giant pervert HERE! Photo by Jakayla Toney on Unsplash