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Jul 23, 2026
Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It
Second Cyclospora Outbreak Because apparently one wasn’t enough.… there’s now a second Cyclospora outbreak popping up, across 5 midwestern states. Health officials are still trying to pin down the source, but we’re talking thousands of cases nationwide, a few hundred hospitalizations, and now another cluster popping up across the Midwest. (Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky and … Continue reading Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It
Jul 15, 2026
CDC Flags Foods in Cyclospora Spread
So there’s a lovely little thing called cyclospora making the rounds in 31 states… and by “lovely,” I mean it can park you in the bathroom for weeks. We’re talking the kind of situation you do not brag about. Health folks say it’s mostly hitching a ride on certain fresh foods. So for now, maybe … Continue reading CDC Flags Foods in Cyclospora Spread
Jul 9, 2026
Explosive Diarrhea Parasite In Missouri
The “explosive diarrhea parasite” has officially made it to Missouri. Love that for us. And when major fast food outlets start pulling menu items you know it’s serious. Not to ruin your day, but there’s a parasite making the rounds in at least 20 states that’s causing people to make some very urgent “life choices.” … Continue reading Explosive Diarrhea Parasite In Missouri
May 22, 2026
Home Tasks To Take On Before Summer REALLY Starts
Being a homeowner this time of year is basically discovering what winter quietly broke while you weren’t looking. A contractor I read summed it up perfectly: this is when all those “tiny” problems start waving for attention… and they get expensive fast if you ignore them. Start easy—clean the gutters. What’s up there right now … Continue reading Home Tasks To Take On Before Summer REALLY Starts
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Dec 4, 2025
Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out
Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.
Nov 19, 2025
Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing
Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!
Jun 28, 2025
Man Charged After Attempting Dog Rescue Santa Claus Style
This certainly wasn’t the best way to solve the problem, but it was pretty stupid. Read the full story here. Photo by Hayden Patmore on Unsplash
Mar 20, 2025
Driver Crashes Into House, Asks To Use Bathroom
Talk about making an entrance! More on the driver who puts the “break” in potty break HERE! Photo by Letícia Rodrigues
Sep 24, 2024
Speeder Stopped for #2 9-1-1
He was worried about leaving skid marks. And we’re NOT talking about the ones on the road… More on this crappy excuse HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash
Aug 20, 2024
Poltergeist Movie House For Sale
The iconic home from the horror classic “Poltergeist” is on the Market. It comes with 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, and, we can only assume, 2 gateways to Hell. Here is the Zillow listing. Photo by Alexander Grey on Unsplash
Jul 8, 2024
Your Bathroom Stink? Try Garlic.
A cost effective, eco friendly method to maintain a stain and stench-free toilet, or a waste of garlic? More on this viral household hack HERE! Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash