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Sep 22, 2026
“Felony Fart Attack” Leads To Arrest
Man allegedly strangled girlfriend after her request to curb flatulence
Sep 1, 2026
How to Avoid the Labor Day "Break-Light Bonanza"
Drive times to avoid and one thing you should never avoid
Aug 19, 2026
Florida Man Poop Problem
A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem
Aug 10, 2026
Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl
Two Florida men allegedly turned a dispute over an ex-girlfriend into a showdown involving a hatchet, a machete, and what I can only assume was a very confused grocery list. Police say Everette Krichbaum was sitting in his car when James Gay approached him. Words were exchanged, Krichbaum allegedly pulled a hatchet, and Gay reportedly … Continue reading Florida Parking Lot Blade Brawl
Jul 30, 2026
Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time
So, apparently winning $167 million does not come with a “how not to get arrested four times” manual. There’s this guy, James Farthing from Georgetown, Kentucky — he hit the Powerball in April, biggest jackpot in state history, said he was going to split it with his mom and give her the best Mother’s Day … Continue reading Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time
Jun 30, 2026
Woman Charged After Pickleball Attack
Pickleball is officially no longer a low-impact sport. In St. Augustine, Florida, a post-game squabble turned into a full-on paddle attack. Cops say a nurse, Michele Bannister, didn’t love how a guy was talking to her son after a doubles match… so she jumped in and started swinging. Not metaphorically. Literally. Paddle to the head. … Continue reading Woman Charged After Pickleball Attack
Mar 27, 2026
Cassette Comeback
Cassettes are officially cool again! And Maxell’s cashing in on it. They’ve just brought back their classic personal tape player, but this time, it’s got Bluetooth, USB-C charging, and yes… a headphone jack. Imagine that—a jack, in 2026. The battery lasts about 11 hours, which is plenty of time to relive your teenage heartbreak mixtape. … Continue reading Cassette Comeback
Jan 27, 2026
Assault With A Ketchup Pack
Some people just really hate being woken up. It all went down in Florida, a bus terminal, late last Monday night. A guy named Austin Simmons looks totally passed out on a bench. Someone, being decent, goes to check if he’s okay. Big mistake. Austin wakes up furious, grabs a ketchup packet and hurls it … Continue reading Assault With A Ketchup Pack
Jan 16, 2026
Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
Dec 29, 2025
Naked Man Terrorizes Hobby Lobby
Florida just can’t take the holiday off. Details about the Florida “craft store chaos” HERE!
Oct 17, 2025
Firefighter’s Dog Sparks House Fire Chewing On Battery
Irony, with a modern life lesson for us all. More about this firefighter’s unexpected emergency HERE. Photo: Chapel Hill Fire Department Facebook
Sep 23, 2025
Assault With Silly String
Assault charges are no laughing matter, but they can be silly. More on the most colorful arrest report in Florida HERE!