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Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem

Jun 24, 2026

85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Apparently the only thing wilder than “Florida Man,” is a “Well Seasoned Florida Man.” 85-Year-Old William Bosworth got pulled over in Leesburg after deputies clocked him doing 110 in a 45. Not alone, either — there was a Corvette nearby pushing 125, so yeah… it looked a lot like street racing. But Bosworth? Oh no. … Continue reading 85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Mar 5, 2026

Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit

So, imagine this, Valentine’s Day comes and goes, and you end up heartbroken. What do you do? One Florida Man named Andrew disappears. Total heartbreak, bad breakup, the whole sad playlist. Fast forward ten days, and they finally find him … not in a bar, not on a beach… in a mud pit. Up to … Continue reading Heartbroken Man Missing For Ten Days Found In Mud Pit

Feb 18, 2026

Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It

In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It

Feb 6, 2026

Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza

Dec 30, 2025

Car Thief Says He Was “Beamed” Into Car

Honestly, that’s a WAY cooler excuse than “I stole it.” More science fiction…Florida man style HERE!

Jul 1, 2025

Florida Man Arrested After Being Stabbed

During surgery a nurse discovered his ‘secret stash spot’ where he kept his ‘party supplies.’ That’s probably enough euphemisms for a single sentence, right? Read the story here. Photo by mohamad azaam on Unsplash

Jun 24, 2025

Man Drives Car Into Restaurant To Charge It At Bar

The drive-thru, redefined! More on Florida man, a car, and one wild bar tab HERE!

Feb 6, 2025

Canine Couture Meets Crime

He’s gonna have it RUFF behind bars. Proof that not all Florida Man stories are created equal HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Oct 31, 2024

Man Rescued From Car Trunk At Beach, Arrested

Just another day in the life of “Florida man.” More on this “Trunk or Treat” drug bust HERE! Photo by Amir Hosseini on Unsplash

Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Apr 25, 2024

Man Runs Over Gator, Saves Friend

FINALLY…Florida Man gets to be the hero! More on the Florida gator flattening HERE! Photo by Michael Jerrard on Unsplash