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Oct 12, 2026
Woman Does Drunken Donuts On Courthouse Lawn
Surveillance video captured the entire incident
Sep 24, 2026
Lottery Curse: Kentucky Powerball Winner Arrested for FIFTH Time
Kentucky lottery winner arrested for the fifth time after being found intoxicated and asleep in a Walmart parking lot.
Sep 3, 2026
Thirsty Chicagoans Haze Themselves
A Chicago bar served up nearly 2000 shots of the foul tasting, yet somehow iconic local liqueur Jeppson's Malört to set a Guinness World Record and raise money for charity.
Aug 27, 2026
The Great $30 Walmart Caper
Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in.
Aug 21, 2026
Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief
An Iowa mail carrier apparently took the phrase “save big money at Menards” a little too personally. Authorities say 45-year-old Jill Brown of Ottumwa is accused of swiping Menards rebate forms from people on her mail route, then redeeming them herself. And this wasn’t just one missing envelope—it allegedly went on for about two years. … Continue reading Mail Carrier Arrested For Menards Mischief
May 19, 2026
Man Wins Lottery, Never Tells ANYONE
So this guy jumps into a Reddit thread and casually admits he won the lottery… eleven years ago. Millions. And then just… didn’t tell anyone. Not his family, nobody. Still drives an old Civic, still plays broke, still keeps up the whole “I’m barely getting by” act. His big celebration? A $48 pour of Pappy … Continue reading Man Wins Lottery, Never Tells ANYONE
May 18, 2026
AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake
So this guy has been locked out of his Bitcoin wallet for more than a decade… which normally just means, “welp, that money’s gone forever.” Turns out, the problem started in college… when he changed the password while high. Which, honestly, feels like exactly when you shouldn’t be making long-term financial decisions. He says he … Continue reading AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake
Apr 13, 2026
Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank
A guy in Irvine, California strolls into a gas station and demands $55 worth of free gas. Not a discount, not a coupon — FREE gas. Then he just… waits. Like the universe is about to bless him for saving money that, apparently, isn’t real. When cops show up, he explains that he “sincerely believes … Continue reading Deep Thoughts, Empty Tank
Apr 3, 2026
From Jackpot to Jail Cell…AGAIN
You ever wonder what happens when someone wins the lottery and immediately goes off the rails? Let us reintroduce you to James Farthing from Kentucky — the guy who won a jaw-dropping $167 million Powerball jackpot last year and has somehow managed to get arrested four times before he could even adjust his tax bracket. … Continue reading From Jackpot to Jail Cell…AGAIN
Mar 24, 2026
Not So Grand Theft
Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft
Mar 23, 2026
From Bail Money To Jail Money
A guy in South Carolina gets tossed in jail for trespassing — nothing major. Next morning, he’s standing in front of the judge, and his bail is set at $250. Easy enough, right? He pulls out a wad of cash, hands over four crisp $100 bills, and says, “Keep the change.” Like he’s tipping the … Continue reading From Bail Money To Jail Money
Mar 4, 2026
90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?
“Put down the taco seasoning and keep your hands where I can see them!” isn’t something you’d normally hear on a detective show, but that’s now a possibility. There’s this guy in Florida—because of course it’s Florida—who might spend the rest of his life in prison over taco seasoning packets. Not because he loved tacos … Continue reading 90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?