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Oct 20, 2026

Dude OD’s, Then Gets TWO DUI’s…All In The Same Night

Two DWI Arrests Follow Crash Into Police Cruiser

Oct 5, 2026

Cheesesteak Chucking Chucklehead Sought for Sandwich Assault

Restaurant Manager Hit by Cheesesteak During Dispute with Social Media Influencer Suspect

Sep 1, 2026

Woman Wakes With Bat Crawling Into Her Mouth

Mouse dream is a bat nightmare

Aug 17, 2026

Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus

This gives new meaning to “separation anxiety.” In a WILD viral video, a Pilipino fisherman had reeled in an octopus, and the little sea Houdini immediately latched onto his face. Jesser Cervantes was on a wooden dinghy when the eight-armed escape artist wrapped itself around his head, covering his mouth and refusing to clock out. He … Continue reading Fisherman Fights Face-Hugging Octopus

Aug 13, 2026

Player Practices With Snake in Helmet

An Arkansas high school football player learned the hard way that “check your equipment” is more than just coach-speak. The Maumelle High player practiced for about an hour with a two-foot cottonmouth snake hiding under the padding of his helmet. Yes, a cottonmouth. The venomous kind. Not exactly the sort of extra protection you want … Continue reading Player Practices With Snake in Helmet

Aug 12, 2026

Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Florida’s lobster season apparently brought out the worst kind of territorial behavior: the kind that involves allegedly cutting off a teenager’s air supply. Authorities say 51-year-old Michael Simpson was upset that another boat had anchored near what he considered his lobster-diving spot off Miami. He reportedly circled the boat, argued with the captain, then made … Continue reading Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster

Mar 3, 2026

Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can

A Whataburger manager in Paris, Texas just added “trash can combat specialist” to his résumé. Apparently, a drunk customer started mouthing off at the staff, got asked to leave—then came back swinging and actually punched the manager. Rookie mistake. After a few hits, the manager shakes it off, goes full WWE, and grabs the nearest … Continue reading Whataburger Manager Takes Down Assault Suspect With Trash Can

Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Aug 1, 2025

Toddler Bites Cobra

A toddler in India managed to kill a cobra…with his mouth. Another story that proves toddlers are tougher than we think HERE!

Apr 4, 2025

Baby Eats Grandpa’s Ashes

Grandpa always loved being close to family. Learn how a family heirloom turns into an unexpected snack HERE! Photo by cottonbro studio

Oct 16, 2024

Robot Vacuums Hacked, Yell Obscenities

Picking up dirt, and dropping F-bombs! More on these bad mouthed bots HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash

Sep 18, 2024

Disney, Drugs, and Air Rage

This Dumbo got Goofy on a flight home from Disneyland. All the magical details HERE! Photo by Dean Enkelaar on Unsplash