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Mar 30, 2026

How old are your ‘Good Old Days’?

The website “Another Day” calculates how old the pop culture of your life really is. It makes you feel really old. What fun! Try it HERE…if you dare!

Mar 27, 2026

Cassette Comeback

Cassettes are officially cool again! And Maxell’s cashing in on it. They’ve just brought back their classic personal tape player, but this time, it’s got Bluetooth, USB-C charging, and yes… a headphone jack. Imagine that—a jack, in 2026. The battery lasts about 11 hours, which is plenty of time to relive your teenage heartbreak mixtape. … Continue reading Cassette Comeback

Mar 27, 2026

Man Arrested For The 98th Time

So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time

Mar 26, 2026

Mammoth Mistake at Ozarks Museum

So, two guys from California made some truly prehistoric bad decisions while visiting the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum at the Top of the Rock in Ridgedale, Missouri. Brett Howard and Todd Azevedo — who are both old enough to know better — were checking out the museum when one genius said, “Hey, lift me … Continue reading Mammoth Mistake at Ozarks Museum

Mar 25, 2026

Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

So apparently, sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are now swimming around wired and maybe a little… *too* happy. A new study tested 85 sharks near Eleuthera Island and found nearly a third with traces of caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine in their blood. Scientists say it’s the first time caffeine and acetaminophen have … Continue reading Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

Mar 24, 2026

Not So Grand Theft

Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft

Mar 23, 2026

“Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Because nothing says ‘springtime’ like the smell of fraud in the air, the IRS just dropped their annual “Dirty Dozen” list of tax scams — like clockwork, right before the April 15th deadline. At the top: fake IRS emails and texts that look oh-so-official, down to the links and QR codes. Then there’s AI-powered phone … Continue reading “Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Mar 23, 2026

From Bail Money To Jail Money

A guy in South Carolina gets tossed in jail for trespassing — nothing major. Next morning, he’s standing in front of the judge, and his bail is set at $250. Easy enough, right? He pulls out a wad of cash, hands over four crisp $100 bills, and says, “Keep the change.” Like he’s tipping the … Continue reading From Bail Money To Jail Money

Mar 20, 2026

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

In Newark, New Jersey, a guy decides he’s gonna rob an Ecuadorian restaurant—using Google Translate. Yeah. His big plan was to type his stickup note into the app, hit “translate to Spanish,” and show it to the cashier. Very 21st century of him. He even ordered a coffee first, because apparently caffeine is key to … Continue reading Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Mar 19, 2026

Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

So apparently, you don’t need therapy, you just need… 24 minutes of tunes. A new study out of Toronto Metropolitan University says listening to music — specifically for about 24 minutes — actually reduces anxiety. Not 12, not 36 — twenty-four was the magic number. They tested 144 adults who already had anxiety and were … Continue reading Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Mar 17, 2026

Jenny’s Number Finds a New Gig

What’s the most famous phone number in music? Remember? The number everyone prank‑called in the 80s — 867‑5309? Turns out, Jenny’s number is finally doing something useful. Tommy Heath, the guy from Tommy Tutone who wrote the song, teamed up with the Cancer Support Community and Gilda’s Club to turn it into a real helpline … Continue reading Jenny’s Number Finds a New Gig