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Feb 25, 2026
Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts
A man in Poland is literally running a Krispy Kreme furnace after he figured out it’s cheaper to heat his house with doughnuts than with wood. Marek Hoffmann noticed that Lidl doughnuts cost about three cents each and pack 440 calories — and since calories are basically heat energy, he did some math. Turns out … Continue reading Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts
Feb 6, 2026
Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
So, you know how Florida does winter — one day it’s paradise, next day iguanas are falling out of trees like it’s raining lizards. Well, a restaurant in North Palm Beach decided to turn that weirdness into dinner. Local iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo scooped up a few of the frozen freeloaders, cleaned them up, and … Continue reading Florida Freeze Means Iguana Pizza
Jan 20, 2026
Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership
So apparently, Oklahoma might be going full Florida. Senator Jonathan Wingard just filed a bill to let folks own captive-bred alligators! No permit? No problem! It’s called Senate Bill 2087, and it basically says, “Sure, have a gator, just don’t pretend you caught it out back.” If you try to pass off a wild one … Continue reading Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership
Mar 14, 2025
Babe Brains Boyfriend With Salsa
Turns out, salsa isn’t just for tacos—it’s now evidence in an assault case. More on this salsa slinging señora HERE! Photo by Keverne Denahan
Mar 12, 2025
Air India Urges Passengers to Stop Flushing Clothing
Air India is asking travelers to only use airplane lavatories for their intended purpose after a flight to Delhi was forced to return to Chicago due to eight of its 12 toilets becoming clogged with items including clothing and plastic bags. Read more here! Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash
Aug 6, 2024
Customer Finds Nose Ring In Food
Yo quiero nose nugget. More about this disgusting version of a Kid’s Meal toy HERE! Photo by 🐣 Luca Iaconelli 🦊 on Unsplash
Feb 9, 2024
Nebraska Scraps State Slogan
They say the best place to be in Nebraska is right in the center of it. That way, no matter which direction you go, you’re leaving it. More about the phased out phrase, and what’s to come HERE! Photo by Evan Buchholz on Unsplash