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Sep 8, 2026
Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints
Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail
Sep 2, 2026
Is It Bigfoot, Or Grandpa Skinny Dipping?
Blurry figure brings Bigfoot questions
Aug 31, 2026
Tulsa Police Try To Flush Out Serial Pooper
Tulsa Police Working To End Messy Mystery
Aug 27, 2026
The Great $30 Walmart Caper
Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in.
Aug 24, 2026
Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras
Darth Vader has apparently added “city council activist” to his résumé. A guy in full Vader gear showed up at a San Diego City Council meeting to support controversial Flock license-plate cameras — if you can call it support when the argument is basically, “The Emperor needs this to track rebel scum.” Between the signature … Continue reading Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras
Aug 20, 2026
Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined
A woman in New Zealand had what you might call a very eventful grocery-store parking experience. She collapsed outside a supermarket in Auckland, and DIED! A stranger stepped in to perform CPR after she had no pulse. Paramedics got her to the hospital, where she recovered. Incredible story. A real-life second chance. Then came the … Continue reading Woman Dies, Revived, Gets Fined
Aug 14, 2026
Pilot Pops Positive for Pot
Air India has a new policy that’s basically, “Let’s make sure nobody’s flying high before they fly high.” After a flight from Phuket to Delhi suddenly dropped about 300 feet last week, injuring 17 passengers and crew, the captain tested positive for marijuana. Reports say the captain was standing behind the co-pilot’s seat when the … Continue reading Pilot Pops Positive for Pot
Aug 11, 2026
Florida Front Porch Gator Guest
In Florida, checking the front porch has become a full-on wildlife documentary. A Palm Bay, Florida family got a late-night motion alert from their garage camera—and found a seven-and-a-half-foot alligator making itself very comfortable right in front of the door. The family watched from the safety of the window as this prehistoric porch pirate crawled … Continue reading Florida Front Porch Gator Guest
Aug 6, 2026
Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka
A woman in Roseville, California decided she was gonna bring home the bacon… and the vodka… by skipping the whole “paying” part. She hits a Bel Air store first, stuffs at least 14 packs of Oscar Mayer thick-cut bacon and six handles of Tito’s into her bag, then strolls to self-checkout like she’s just grabbing … Continue reading Busted For Bringing Home The Bacon… and Vodka
Jul 28, 2026
Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze
So… apparently the internet has decided the latest “diet trend” is the cyclospora stomach parasite, and doctors are having to say “NOOOOOOOO!” Arizona’s dealing with 36 confirmed cases of cyclospora — yeah, the one sometimes linked to contaminated lettuce — and doctors are now having to say out loud, “please don’t try to get this … Continue reading Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze
Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Jul 20, 2026
Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood
A woman in Houston decided to pick up pole dancing at home… which, honestly, good for her. New hobby, new skills, living her best life. Except three days in, the pole she just installed came loose from the ceiling mid-practice… and smacked right into the fire sprinkler. And you already know what happens next. Maybe … Continue reading Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood