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Sep 24, 2026

Lottery Curse: Kentucky Powerball Winner Arrested for FIFTH Time

Kentucky lottery winner  arrested for the fifth time after being found intoxicated and asleep in a Walmart parking lot.

Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Jul 3, 2026

City of Joplin July 4 Celebration

So here’s the deal for the 4th in Joplin… things kick off at 5:30 at Fred G. Hughes Stadium over at MSSU. It’s the big one this year—the country’s turning 250, so they’re going a little extra. Think food trucks, bounce houses, and that “we stayed for the fireworks” level of commitment. Live music starts … Continue reading City of Joplin July 4 Celebration

Jun 19, 2026

Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

So stupid isn’t reserved to just Florida. In Canada, some dude in the Northwest Territories is now facing charges for… impaired kayaking. (Betting that’s a sentence no one expected to hear today.) Police say he allegedly stole a kayak, took it out on a lake, and — this is the detail that really ties it … Continue reading Drunk Dude, a Stolen Kayak, and a Snow Shovel

Jun 16, 2026

DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws

So this guy in Florida gets pulled over doing 90-plus on I-75… already not a great start. But then the trooper walks up and it turns into a whole situation. Sitting in the passenger seat? Not one, not five… 34 open cans of White Claw. Just a full-blown hard seltzer graveyard riding shotgun. The driver, … Continue reading DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws

May 5, 2026

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

Mar 10, 2026

Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI

A Georgia sheriff just got busted for DUI… by his own deputies. Yeah. Hall County Sheriff Gerald Couch apparently started his morning with a Four Loko at 6 a.m. — because coffee’s overrated, I guess. By eleven, troopers spotted him driving like Mario Kart with a blindfold and followed him home. When they stopped him, … Continue reading Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI

Jan 22, 2026

Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights

So this woman in Texas spots someone at her gym and realizes, “Oh no, that’s the person my partner’s been ‘involved’ with.” Instead of, I don’t know, walking away like every therapist recommends, 20-something Aralyn Martinez allegedly grabs a 25-pound weight and throws it at the poor woman’s head. Luckily, her aim was about as … Continue reading Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights

Jan 6, 2026

Give Your Home A Post-Holiday Refresh

Now that the holiday glitter has settled, you may have this sudden urge to erase all evidence of chaos. You know — sticky surfaces, mystery leftovers, and that faint scent of “too many people were here.” First, grab disinfecting wipes and go wild on everything with a handle or a button. It’s not glamourous, but … Continue reading Give Your Home A Post-Holiday Refresh

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

May 30, 2025

Woman Gets Naked, Blames Michael Jackson

The hotel bar’s never seen a “Thriller” quite like this. More on a completely different type of “Moonwalk” HERE!

Aug 26, 2024

Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates

Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash