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Nov 2, 2026

Suspect Pleads Potty Break After Police Pursuit

Busted in the Bushes. Blames His Bowels.

Oct 22, 2026

Police Station Parking Spot Leads to Man’s 10th DUI

Beer, bathroom break and bad choices.

Oct 2, 2026

Mama's Bahama Cruise Ends With Child Neglect Charges

Four Children Found Alone as Mom Cruises the Bahamas

Sep 30, 2026

Restroom Rage Sends Car Into Kroger

An urgent restroom run went wildly off-road

Jul 23, 2026

Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It

Second Cyclospora Outbreak Because apparently one wasn’t enough.… there’s now a second Cyclospora outbreak popping up, across 5 midwestern states. Health officials are still trying to pin down the source, but we’re talking thousands of cases nationwide, a few hundred hospitalizations, and now another cluster popping up across the Midwest. (Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky and … Continue reading Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It

Jul 15, 2026

CDC Flags Foods in Cyclospora Spread

So there’s a lovely little thing called cyclospora making the rounds in 31 states… and by “lovely,” I mean it can park you in the bathroom for weeks. We’re talking the kind of situation you do not brag about. Health folks say it’s mostly hitching a ride on certain fresh foods. So for now, maybe … Continue reading CDC Flags Foods in Cyclospora Spread

Jul 9, 2026

Explosive Diarrhea Parasite In Missouri

The “explosive diarrhea parasite” has officially made it to Missouri. Love that for us. And when major fast food outlets start pulling menu items you know it’s serious. Not to ruin your day, but there’s a parasite making the rounds in at least 20 states that’s causing people to make some very urgent “life choices.” … Continue reading Explosive Diarrhea Parasite In Missouri

May 22, 2026

Home Tasks To Take On Before Summer REALLY Starts

Being a homeowner this time of year is basically discovering what winter quietly broke while you weren’t looking. A contractor I read summed it up perfectly: this is when all those “tiny” problems start waving for attention… and they get expensive fast if you ignore them. Start easy—clean the gutters. What’s up there right now … Continue reading Home Tasks To Take On Before Summer REALLY Starts

Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!

Jun 28, 2025

Man Charged After Attempting Dog Rescue Santa Claus Style

This certainly wasn’t the best way to solve the problem, but it was pretty stupid. Read the full story here. Photo by Hayden Patmore on Unsplash