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Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Dec 4, 2025

Racoon Trashes Liquor Store, Passes Out

Found spread-eagle next to the toilet like last night’s regret. How he secured his place as Virginia’s most famous party animal HERE.

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!

Jun 28, 2025

Man Charged After Attempting Dog Rescue Santa Claus Style

This certainly wasn’t the best way to solve the problem, but it was pretty stupid. Read the full story here. Photo by Hayden Patmore on Unsplash

Mar 20, 2025

Driver Crashes Into House, Asks To Use Bathroom

Talk about making an entrance! More on the driver who puts the “break” in potty break HERE! Photo by Letícia Rodrigues

Sep 24, 2024

Speeder Stopped for #2 9-1-1

He was worried about leaving skid marks. And we’re NOT talking about the ones on the road… More on this crappy excuse HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash

Feb 6, 2024

Man Shot After Using Ladies Room

He was dying to use the bathroom, and almost did. More on how the urinator met the Terminator HERE! Photo by Sung Jin Cho on Unsplash

Jan 18, 2024

Man Trapped In Plane Privy for Entire Flight

This is why you ALWAYS go before you leave. More on a parents favorite cautionary tale come to life HERE! Photo by Etienne Jong on Unsplash