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Sep 24, 2026

Lottery Curse: Kentucky Powerball Winner Arrested for FIFTH Time

Kentucky lottery winner  arrested for the fifth time after being found intoxicated and asleep in a Walmart parking lot.

Aug 27, 2026

The Great $30 Walmart Caper

Police in Albany, Georgia, launched a manhunt for guy who picked up $30 from a Walmart floor and did not turn it in. 

May 14, 2026

Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

So… this feels like something Wile E. Coyote would absolutely sign off on. A guy in Glasgow somehow drove straight into a wall… because the wall looked like a tunnel. Not a real tunnel. A mural. Painted on. With big cartoon-ish “eyes” meant to resemble an entrance on a slip road near the Clyde Tunnel. … Continue reading Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

May 5, 2026

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

Apr 27, 2026

Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Dec 15, 2025

Tornado Sirens Play Sponge Bob Theme

Bet the boss was cursing like a sailor. More on this night of nautical themed nonsense HERE! Pic generated using Chat GPT

Apr 9, 2025

Speedy Gonzalez Behind Bars

Turns out, he couldn’t outrun the law. How he went from “cartoon icon” to staring role on “Cops” HERE. Photo by Juliano Ferreira

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash

Aug 2, 2024

Man On Walmart Electric Cart Leads Police On Chase

Everything moves a little slower in Florida. More on the case of Grand-pa Theft Auto HERE! Photo by Rasmus Gerdin on Unsplash

May 10, 2024

Thieves Steal 140 Sohpping Carts

That’s just how they roll. Learn more about the wobbly wobbers HERE! Photo by Oleksii S on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash